I see London!

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Alex's POV

The plane was back in the air, and we were all in loser class.

But hey, I'm a glass half full kind of guy, so at least we're in the air at all!

"Why are we in loser class? we won last time or didn't lose anyway!" Heather said.

"Chris said he needs first class for a secret special guest!' Sierra said excitedly "And what Chris needs-"

"Chris takes" Scarlett said, writing in her notebook "From us, usually."

"She has a point" I agreed.

Courtney sat down on a bench, sadly on Gwen's hand.

"Ahhh! Sunburnnnn!" Gwen exclaimed, blowing on her hand.

"Oops. Sorry" Courtney apologized "How do you get sunburn on just one hand?"

"ah! I don't know!" Gwen winced.

Cody looked around guiltily.

What did the simp do?

Courtney handed Gwen a bucket full of a white goop.

"here, soak your hand in this" she said

"What is it?" Gwen asked suspiciously.

"It'll cool the burn" Courtney explained.

That still doesn't explain what the hell it is.

Gwen put her hand in the goop.

"It's a special mixture of green tea and bird guano!" Courtney smiled. Gwen dipped her hand in it.

"Ahhhh" Gwen sighed happily, before realizing, "wait, Guano? Isn't that-"

"A nicey nice name for POOP!" Heather grinned.

"Ewwww!" Gwen said in disgust, pulling her hand out of the goop.

Confessional

Alex: How- how did she even get that much? Ugh, never mind, I- I don't even want to know

End

"Poop that's filled with healing ingredients! I learnt to make it at CIT first aid weekend! It's gross, but it helps right?" Courtney said hopefully

"Ugh. Yes" Gwen sighed, putting her hand back in the bucket "Well, thanks for being nice. Ish."

"Bonding over poop juice? Is there anyone sane left on this plane?" Heather scoffed, before noticing Sierra typing in a pizza box.

"That would be a no." Heather said in concern.

"at least we're relevantly close to the usual merge time." Scarlett said, still writing in her notebook.

"What are you writing senorita?" Alejandro asked, looking over her shoulder.

She snapped her notebook shut "Oh, just my project on how to spot an idiot. You've been very helpful." she snarked before leaving.

Confessional

Scarlett: I need him gone! *Door opens* What the- *Someone puts a bag over her head* Hey! *Pulls bag off head and starts kicking the attacker* LEAVE! ME! ALONE! *Gets knocked out with a frying pan*

End

"Twitter update! Gwen's hand smells like Jamaican bird doodie. Cody is still cute." Sierra giggled, still 'typing' in her pizza box '"Uh, sixty seven characters down, ok, seventy three left... what else can I say?"

"Considering buying myself a life on craigslist, but having trouble deciding since they're all such a major improvement" Noah said in a high pitched voice.

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