Forgetfulness Thinks He's So Slick

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Forgetfulness: I made a woman forget her purse at Taco Bell!

Ryan: Why would you do that?

Forgetfulness: Cause, I'm bad to the bone!

Ryan: I'll show you bad to the bone! *dumps a bucket of red paint onto F*

Forgetfulness: Hey! *covered with red paint*

Ryan: *acting surprised* What happened? How did you get paint all over you?

Forgetfulness: You dumped a bucket of paint over me, idiot!

Ryan: *beats up F*

Forgetfulness: *getting beat up*

Irene: That'll teach him!

Ryan: *still beating up F*

Forgetfulness: *still getting beat up*







This story was written on Tuesday, May 2nd, 2023.

A/N You think you're so slick, Forgetfulness? Yeah right! Don't be a silent reader. Please leave feedback. Thanks.

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