Forgetfulness Has Been Played For A Sap

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Anderson Rd

Princess Anne, Maryland

Forgetfulness: *digging a hole in someone's yard* Can't wait to find the treasure!

Maryland State Trooper: *gets out of his car, and walks over to F* What do you think you're doing, son?

Forgetfulness: Digging for treasure. I came here to Maryland to find it, and it's here in this yard.

Woman: What is he doing? Get him off my property!

Maryland State Trooper: You're under arrest, for trespassing!

Forgetfulness: But someone told me that there was treasure here!

Woman: You been played for a fool, boy!

Forgetfulness: Darn you, Tracey!!! I can't get arrested! I'm staying at a hotel in Salisbury!

Maryland State Trooper: Where did you come from?

Forgetfulness: Connecticut, sir.

Maryland: I see.

Forgetfulness: You're not gonna beat me up, are you? I'm not a Maryland native.

Maryland State Trooper: Heh, I don't care! *beats up F*

Forgetfulness: *getting beat up*

Woman: I want my lawn back to where it was!

Maryland State Trooper: *still beating up F*

Forgetfulness: *still getting beat up*







This story was written on Monday, May 8th, 2023.

A/N Forgetfulness has been played for a sap! Why he listened to Tracey, and go to Maryland, to look for treasure in someone's yard! He's too gullible! 😅😅😅😅😅 Don't be a silent reader. Please leave feedback. Thanks.

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