Steven: This is a load of horse spit.
Forgetfulness: You know it.
Mary: What's wrong, fellas?
Steven: We miss 2022.
Forgetfulness: Yeah.
Mary: Why?
Brandon: Well, Steven misses 2022 for the wrong reasons. Two people he hardly got along with died, and he is glad they're dead.
Mary: Steven, have you no heart?
Steven: Margaret and Brian's deaths were the best thing that ever happened to me! I wish it was still 2022! I hate 2023!
Forgetfulness: Me too! Remember when we went to New York last December, and tried to stop the ball drop?
Steven: We tried our best, but we got caught.
Iris: Absolutely! Your plan failed!
Rocco: Say what? What plan?
Jamal: I don't know.
Brandon: These two knuckleheads were trying to stop the ball drop in Times Square last year, before it ended. That was before you guys came into the picture.
Bob Kimball: I remember it so well! Steven and F need to realize that 2022 is now ancient history!
Andrea: Exactly!
Steven: If there was a time machine, F and I would go into it, and relive the 2022 memories!
Forgetfulness: Yeah!!! 2022 in da house! *starts rapping*
Steven: *starts rapping* Break it down!
Paul: *beats up Steven*
Steven: *getting beat up*
Mary: *beats up F*
Forgetfulness: *getting beat up*
Ryan: Those two are morons.
Paul: *still beating up Steven*
Steven: *still getting beat up*
Mary: *still beating up F*
Forgetfulness: *still getting beat up*
This story was written on Saturday, May 13th, 2023.
A/N Steven and Forgetfulness really miss 2022! Nothing we can do about it! They're living in the past! Don't be a silent reader. Please leave feedback. Thanks.
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