Mouthwash Is The Cleanser!

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Girl: 2023 will never end!

Me: Yes it will!

Girl: Nah! We will default!

Me: No, we won't! No negativity!

Girl: 2024 ain't never coming!

Me: *stomps on the girl's foot*

Girl: YOW!!!! *jumping up and down, holding her foot*

Me: *gets out some Listerine mouthwash, puts some in a cup and puts it in the girl's mouth* Mouthwash shall cleanse your negativity!

Girl: *spits it out* Are you crazy?!

Me: Feel the positivity in your mouth! It has been cleansed of the negativity!

Ghost: *tries to scare me*

Me: Nope! *whacks the ghost with a cartoon mallet*

Ghost: *out cold with cartoon stars floating above him and his tongue sticking out*

Me: *kicks the ghost into the ground* Take that, and that, and that! *grabs the ghost and flips him up and down*

Ghost: *being flipped up and down*

Me: *tosses the ghost into a building really hard with a cartoon sound effect*

Ghost: *slammed into the building, and shatters into a million little pieces*

WendyyWolfe: *gets a broom and sweeps up the pieces, and dumps them into the trash bin* There!






This story was written on Tuesday, May 23rd, 2023.

A/N Mouthwash cleanses negativity! Leaving nasty mouths with positivity!😁 Don't be a silent reader. Please leave feedback. Thanks.

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