KFC
Shunpike Rd
Cromwell, Connecticut
KFC Employee: What can I get ya?
Steven: 5 piece tender combo, mac and cheese as a side.
Blonde Hair Woman: *walks in, wearing a white shirt, light blue jean shorts, and white sandals, showing her blue nails*
Steven: Hubba hubba! Want to go out with me, baby? *clicks tongue*
Blonde Hair Woman: *pepper sprays Steven in his eyes* Lay off, jerk!
Steven: *wincing in pain* My eyes!!! I can't see!!
Blonde Hair Woman: *puts her pepper spray back in her purse* I would like a bucket of chicken, please.
Steven: *eyes closed, and walks into a tough looking guy*
Tough Looking Guy: Open your eyes, you idiot!
Steven: I got pepper sprayed! *eyes still closed*
Tough Looking Guy: *beats up Steven*
Steven: *getting beat up*
Blonde Hair Woman: *gets her bucket of chicken, leaves KFC, and gets back in her blue 1987 Cadillac DeVille with a Delaware license plate on it*
Tough Looking Guy: *still beating up Steven*
Steven: *still getting beat up*
This story was written on Saturday, May 6th, 2023.
A/N Steven is such a creep! Asking women out like that! Don't be a silent reader. Please leave feedback. Thanks.
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