Ryan Waited For Two Hours For His Pizza

21 8 49
                                    

East Ridge Rd

Middletown, Connecticut

Ryan: *on the phone* I would like a large 3 topping pizza. Bacon, sausage, and steak. I have a coupon for it.

Two hours later.....

Ryan: *waiting for the pizza man* This is unbelievable! I been waiting two hours! *hears the doorbell* About time! *walks towards the door and opens it*

Domino's Pizza Man: Sorry about that. $12.79.

Ryan: Dude, I waited two hours! It should be free!

Domino's Pizza Man: Oh, right. Sorry. *gives the pizza box to Ryan*

Ryan: Wait right there, okay? *puts the pizza box on the table, and gets a cartoon mallet*

Domino's Pizza Man: You have a good night.

Ryan: You too! *whacks the pizza man with the cartoon mallet*

Domino's Pizza Man: *out cold with cartoon stars floating above him, and his tongue sticking out*

Ryan: *closes the door, and eats*








This story was written on Wednesday, May 3rd, 2023.

A/N Ryan waited two hours for his pizza to be delivered! Unbelievable! 😡 Don't be a silent reader. Please leave feedback. Thanks.

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