Alexander Leave Johanna Alone!

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Johanna: *drinking a strawberry milkshake from McDonald's*

Alexander: You got me a Big Mac?

Johanna: Nein.

Alexander: *not knowing she is German* I said, you got me a Big Mac?

Johanna: Nein!

Alexander: Why do you keep saying nine?

Me: No, Alexander! She's German! No means nein in German!

Johanna: *German accent* Absolutely! Thanks, babe!

Alexander: Go get me a Big Mac, woman!

Me: Leave her alone!

Latoya: If you want a Big Mac, go get it yourself!

Alexander: I'm finna go to work soon.

Latoya: Then, go home and get ready!





This story was written on Friday, May 26th, 2023.

A/N Alexander, leave Johanna alone! Go to McDonald's and get a Big Mac! Don't be a silent reader. Please leave feedback. Thanks.

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