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*a tv with static suddenly stops playing static and a commercial pops up*

???: Hello! My name is Peppinos Paghetti owner of Peppino pizza two!

*a tall lanky human then pops up his eye seeming dropping low from his face*

PEPPINO'S PIZZA TWO FULL MENU!

Peppino?: Here we many tasting such as!

Peppino?: Pizza.

Peppino?: There are many toppings you can choose to remove such as!

Peppino?:Apples.

Peppino?: salt.

Peppino?: Ice.

Peppino?:Glass.

Peppino?:Entire pig.

Peppino?: And dirt!

Peppino?: but wait there's less! Call yesterday and receive a complimentary.

Peppino?: Cheese.

Peppino: So! What are you running from?! Just call.

Peppino?: 1-555-Peppinq

Peppino?: Peppino's pizza two! Nothing compares! 

Peppino?: TWO.

*the tv screen suddenly turns off entirely*

I HOPE YOU ENJOYED THE FIRST CHAPTER FOR MY NEW BOOK SERIES INFO WILL BE THE NEXT CHAPTER COMING RIGHT UP!

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