Commercial

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We cut back to the same tv that we have saw before, it turns on again.

Fake peppino: Hello! And welcome to the new and delapitated peppino's pizza 2 TWO!

Fake peppino: I Peppinos Paghetti, had worked very little to commit middle-age experience that you yearn to ignore!

Pizza is inevitable, your skin is stuffed crust

Fake peppino: try these new stale flavors.

Fake Peppino: 50 birthday candles.

Fake Peppino: Metal replacement part.

Fake Peppino: Worry wart.

Fake Peppino: Last will & Testimony.

Fake Peppino: Comfort Gustavo.

Fake Peppino: And Dirt.

Please eat pizza *before* dying

Fake: We deliver to less than 1 location, so please stop by today and accept your final resturanting place!

Peppino Pizza 2 TWO "Nothing compares" 2

Fake Peppino: wait, "nothing compares"? does that mean my spot is nothing? oh my god IS THIS REALLY HOW IM GOING TO SPEND THE REST OF MY LIFE!

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But wait there even less!

Before you die please eat peppino pizza 2 pizza! And when you eat peppino pizza two! You will get a complimentary drink such as.

Bleach.

Acid.

Lava.

Dirty water.

And

Dirt.

Peppino pizza two 2!

The first and last dining experience you will never have.

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the tv screen turns back off.

It seems that this Peppino guy is getting more creative with his commercials well lets follow with him for now and see how this will go.


TO BE CONTINUED.

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