"GOD DAMMIT MISUMI GIVE TANZUNA HIS SAKE BACK!" Dad yelled at me.
"No thank you." I replied opening the bottle.
Right now we are at the gates wait for Naruto, while I'm getting chased by my psycho dad.
"Don't you dare drink that your under age!" He yelled at me more determined to catch my sexy self.
"Fuck the police." I took a gulp of the sake.
"How can you drink that?" Duckass asked.
"Well ever since I was young I trained by drinking sake so you still couldn't beat me when I'm drunk.Dad can maybe when I drink 8 but I don't drink that much because I savor my sake."
I said stopping while putting a hand on my dads head while he kept trying to take the sake from me.
"Please can you give it back?" Dad said tired.
"What sake I just have the bottle." They all anime fell at the empty bottle in my hand.
"Let's just go before I want more."
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"Why are you so close to your iPod Misu-chan? I don't go on mine as much as you do."
"Well this was the only thing I had of my mom and dad and she had really good music on here." I said putting my headphones back in.
"Nmmf-mn mnfm mnfh nmhf fm?"
"Huh?" I asked taking my headphones out again.
"Can you sing for us
Misu-chan?"Naruto asked a little louder.
"Nope, not today."
"Aww why not."
"Noooooo I don' wannnnaaaaaa."
"Pleasssssse?" This time it was Sakura.
"FINE! But we are going to need someone to help as a prop." I said menacingly.
"The Teme should do it I don't want to die."
"Hn."
"Get over here lover boy."
"Put your hand on the stump."
"Wh-"
"Just fucking do it I'm not in the mood for your shit." I said pulling out a kunai.
Seeing that I pulled out a kunai he quickly put his hand on the stump out of fear of what I'll do.
"There is an old tradition
A game we all can play
You start by getting liquored up and sharpening your blade"
(wink wink I'm already liquored up! ;) )
"You take the shot of whiskey and grab your knife and pray
And spread apart your fingers and this is what you say
Oh, I have all my fingers the knife goes CHOP! CHOP! CHOP!"
I started moving the kunai between the empty spaces of Sasgays ugly ass fingers. I mean he really need to take care of the dirty ass things.
"If I miss the spaces in-between my fingers will come off
And if I hit my fingers, the blood will soon come out
But all the same, I play this game cause that's what it's all about
No, you can not use a pencil, You can not use a pen
The only way, is with your knife when danger is your friend,And some may call it stupid, some may call it dumb
But all the same, we play this game, because it's so damn fun
Oh, I have all my fingers, the knife goes CHOP! CHOP! CHOP!
If I miss the spaces in-between my fingers will come off
And if I hit my fingers, the blood will soon come out
But all the same we play this game cause that's what it's all about
OH, CHOP! CHOP! CHOP! CHOP! CHOP! CHOP! CHOP! CHOP! I'm picking up the speed
And if I hit my fingers, then my hand will start to bleed"
I put the kunai back in my pouch and bowed to a mortified group of genin and one jonin.
"I have many songs that require props now have we learned our lesson of making me sing un?" Oops that damn tranny wore off on me. They all nodded and quickly started to walk away from me before any thing else happens.
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Sowy it's short but I have been working on another fanfic that I have no posted yet but this one will be very clear bc I'll edit it as much as possible ima still going to update this one so don'tcha worry.
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