💙💋{Please read the Authors note on the end, enjoy!}💋💙
"Their chakra spiked when Tanzuna (sp?) walked by and that must mean that they were initially targeting him for some reason."I said smartly......HEY I CAN BE SMART......Well sometimes...
"So why would two rouge Chunin go after an old fartbag like you? Unless they were hired for some reason." I spoke in a monotone voice.
'Heheheh I like my scary voice heheheh be afraid very afraid.'
"Kaka you talk to that fartbag, while I finish up these guys."
"Just do it quickly because the others aren't used to death yet." He sighed.
I walked over to the tied up to the Demon mist bros and plunged a kunai in their necks.
"Sakura for Christ sakes if you try to cut my hair again your going to end up like them." I said turning around and pointing to the corpses.
She squealed and hid behind her sasuke-kun~
I turned back around and sealed their bodies into a scroll.
"IMA GET ALL THE MONEYS OFF THESES GUYS YOSH MORE DANGO!!!!" Then all of a sudden a weasel popped out and ran out to me.
"Awww the little itachi wants Dango~ KAWAII."
Sasugay then turned to me,"ITACHI WHERE!!" I sweat dropped.
"I meant the weasel," I pointed to the little kawaii rodent below my shin.
All of a sudden, again, a duck came out and snatched the weasel, then flew off.
"BYE BYE WEASEL I HOPE YOU TWO HAVE CUTE LITTLE WEASEL DUCK BABYS!" I called out to the cute couple.
"Misumi?" I heard dad call out.
"YUSSSSS?"
"Shut up."
"Oh ;("
"Don't make that face Misumi."
"Ok how about this!
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"You look like a baby that want to be held by their mom"
"Well you look like a duck has taken refuge on your head"
"DONT TALK ABOUT MY SASUKE-KUN LIKE THAT!"
"What about me Sakura-chan?"
"ARG NARUTO, CHA!"
"Oww Sakura-chan that hurt..."
"You don't need to hit him like that."
"He was annoying me hmph!"
"You sound like a bitch from mean girls."
"Oh you watched that movie, Misumi?! I loved Regina's bunny ears at the Halloween party."
"Umm dad?"
"Yes?"
"SHUT UP!"
"Oh."
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"Chicken, chicken, chicken, DUCK!!!!"
"It's duck duck goose, also why are you playing duck duck goose?"
"Well you are all chickens and Sasugay is a duck and why I am doing it? The world may never know toe-kun."
"Haha-wait did you just call me a toe?"
"Well think 'bout it,
Nar-oo-toe."
"DON'T TALK TO YOUR FUTURE HOKAGE LIKE THAT!"
"Ahh! Sorry Hokage-sama." I bowed while anime crying.
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