Bumblebee and Jazz vs Barricade

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Maggie: There's only one hacker in the world who can break this code. [Takes the flash drive and hides it. Later she finds a cab] Hey! Hey, hey, hey! Wait! Stop!

[As Maggie hails for a cab and arrives to her friends house, Glen.]

Maggie: I am sorry to bother you.

Glen: Uh- Maggie?

Maggie: Listen, I need your help.

Glen: No! This is my private area, my place of Zen and peace.

Maggie: Listen to me.

Glen's Grandmother: Glen! Who is it?

Glen: Shut up, Grandma! What are you doing here?

Maggie: Just give me a break, will you, please?

Glen: Grandmama! Drink your prune juice! [Walks to his room and sees his cousin] Oh ha, ha, wha- what level are on man?

Glen's Cousin: 6. Ha, ha ha! Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.

Glen: Oh, here come the matrix! Here come the matrix!

Both: Ooooooohhh ha, ha, ha, ha, haaa!

Maggie: Glen, seriously, don't you want to see something classified?

Glen's Cousin: Yeah. Get low. Here we go. Here we go. Double tap.

Glen: [Pauses the game] Oh. Oh, Hey, I just paused it. I just paused it. Hey. I need a moment. Please.

Maggie: Sorry.

Glen's Cousin: Hey, man, save my game.

Glen: How classified?

Maggie: Like "I will go to jail for the rest of my life for showing you" classified.

Glen: Yes! One quick peek.

...

[Meanwhile at H.Q.]

NSA Guy #5: Special Ops got a thermal snapshot of whatever hit the base in Qatar.

John Keller: I want to see it.

NSA Guy #5: Well, the imager was damaged, sir.

NSA Guy #7: The rangers are en route with the imager, but we also have a security issue.

Steve: Circle logs indicate one of the analysts made a copy of the network intrusion signal.

...

[Meanwhile at Glen's house]

Glen: The signal strength is through the roof. Where did you say you got this?

Maggie: It hacked the national military air-guard frequency in less than a minute.

Glen: No way.

Maggie: Yeah. Glen: Looks like there's a message embedded in the signal. Let me work my magic.

Maggie: "Project Iceman"?

Glen: What's Sector Seven?

Maggie: Who is Captain Witwicky?

Glen's Grandmother: Are you playing those video games again?

Glen's Cousin: [Sees the FBI Agents busting through the door] Cops! Cops!

FBI #1: FBI! Clear right!

Glen: (Screaming)

FBI #2: Lock it down! Lock it down!

Glen's Cousin: Cops!

FBI #3: Lock it down.

Glen's Cousin: Wait! I'm just a cousin! I'm just a cou- [Get push into the pool]

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