[Meanwhile with Sam, who is doing job interviews well... only to be failed and he has one more job interview at Accuretta.]
Bruce Brazos: Sit. I got myself a Mr. Sam Witwicky, recent college graduate previous experience next to zero yet he has a recommend letter from our board. WTF to that.
Sam: Do I know somebody on your board?
Bruce Brazos: Here's the deal, you know who we are: Accuretta Systems Global Leader in telecom and aerospace, 17 billion in profit last year. We contract for DARPA, NASA, JPL you name it. You perform here, doors open for you anywhere. First job out of college is critical kid. You either take a step down the correct career path, or you fall into a life-sucking abyss.
Sam: Hmm.
Bruce Brazos: So it all depends on how you respond to my next two words: Impress me.
Sam: Now?
Bruce Brazos: Impress me.
Sam: You caught me off guard. I don't know where to begin.
Bruce Brazos: Impress me.
Sam: I'm an open book. Ask me any questions you like.
Bruce Brazos: So you're a go-getter, ramrod...
Sam: Yes sir.
Bruce Brazos: ...take charge kind of guy?
Sam: I'm a killer. A stone cold killer.
Bruce Brazos: So take charge guy?
Sam: Take charge, Vikings, Barbarians of course that's me. Pow! I'm here.
Bruce Brazos: [Shows Sam his karate picture] We are not looking for that here. No brown nosing. No suck-up. No toolery.
[After the interview, Sam and Brazos had one more conversation before he accepts Sam to work at Accuretta.]
Bruce Brazos: Do you have any idea how many Ivy League Phi Beta Kappas would kill to-
Sam: Mister I saved your life twice. Okay? I can't tell how, or when, or why, but I had done shit that matters and I'd just kind of like a job where I matter again. So thank you but no thank you.
Bruce Brazos: You know what I think? You want the job after this job. But son, this is the job that's standing in your way. And that's why you're gonna be so very, very, good at it. 'Cause when I look at you, I see a younger me.
[They shake hands for an exchange]
...
[Meanwhile in Washington D.C. Optimus Prime, Ironhide, Jazz, Ratchet, Cliffjumper, Prowl, Sideswipe and the Autobots returned to the Classified NEST H.Q.]
NEST Announcer: All arriving Autobots, in par training and debriefing in fifteen minutes. Dino, report to bay twenty-three. Sideswipe, bay thirty-seven for weapons assessment. Jolt, bay forty-two. Knockout, report to bay nineteen for stealth.
Mearing: [Arrives at the base.] Senator, I suggest you remember that when the NSA wants funding they call me. When the CIA is gonna take out a target, they ask first for my permission. And when the President wants to know which members of Congress are politically vulnerable in terms of, let's say, undiscovered criminal conduct, I'm the number he dials.
Newscaster: U.S. Agencies say they have been monitoring the blast. But if, in fact, this was a covert military strike, no nation has yet claimed responsibility.
Mearing: CIA is up my ass about this mystery raid in the Middle East. So, it's time to come clean. Was your unit involved?
William Lennox: Uh... I'm not sure, ma'am.

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Transformers (Reader Insert)
ActionAfter Sam's show and tell presentation of his great grandfather's items, he and his younger brother Michael had their first cars. Little did they know that the cars are robots from another planet. It will be a big journey for them.