Seymour Simmons: So, LadiesMan217. That is your eBay username, right?
Sam: Yeah, but, you know, it was a typo and I ran with it.
Seymour Simmons: What do you make of this?
Sam: My name is Sam Witwicky, okay? And my...
Seymour Simmons: Is that you?
Michael: Yeah, that sounds like LadiesMan.
Seymour Simmons: Last night at the station, you and your brother told the officer that your cars transformed. Enlighten me.
Michael: Well, here's what I said, okay? 'Cause this is a total misunderstanding that our cars had been stolen.
Seymour Simmons: Really?
Sam: Yeah from us, from out home, but it's fine now because they're back! They came back!
Michael: Well, not by themselves.
Sam: Well, no.
Michael: Because cars don't do that because that would be crazy.
Everyone: (Laughing)
Seymour Simmons: That's funny. That is so funny. So what do you guys know about aliens, huh?
Sam: Oh, you mean, like a Martian? Like what, E.T? No.
Michael: It's an urban legend.
Seymour Simmons: Yeah. You see this? This is an I-can-do-whatever-I-want and-get-away-with-it badge. Right. I'm gonna lock you up forever.
M8chael: Thank you for that banter.
Seymour Simmons: I feel like it is a shame for you two to rot in jail for the rest of your lives. It is time to talk.
[Optimus stops the convoy as the SUV Crash into his foot and a large light was shining on them.]
Sector 7 Guy #1: Big! It's big!
[Optimus Grabs the SUV that he crashed and lifts in the air pulling the roof]
Seymour Simmons: Go, go, go, go!
Sector 7 Agents: I thing we're about- I can't see it! I can't see it!
Sam: Shift your weight towards the front!
Michael: As he said!
Sector 7 Agents: All right! All right!
[Optimus Drops the SUV and shuts off his lights.]
Sam: You A-holes are in trouble now. Gentlemen, I want to introduce you to our friend, Optimus Prime.
Optimus Prime: Taking the children was a bad move. Autobots, relieve them of their weapons.
Cliffjumper: Surprise!
Ironhide: Freeze!
Prowl: Hands up, all of you!
Seymour Simmons: Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!
Jazz: Give me those!
[Jazz uses his Magnet Hand and took all the weapons away as others surrounded them. Optimus Prime growls closer to get a good look at the human and gives him a look]
Seymour Simmons: Hi, there.
Optimus Prime: You don't seem afraid. Are you not surprised to see us?
Seymour Simmons: Look, there are S-Seven protocols, okay? I'm not authorized to communicate with you except to tell you I can't communicate with you.
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Transformers (Reader Insert)
ActionAfter Sam's show and tell presentation of his great grandfather's items, he and his younger brother Michael had their first cars. Little did they know that the cars are robots from another planet. It will be a big journey for them.
