𝗚𝗥𝗪𝗥 [twst x reader]

5. gay tension.. a LOT of it

Fun Fact: (Y/N) genuinely doesn't know if Watson is a hawk or a falcon. Nor do they care, tbh. It's still a bastar—

AND I OFFICIALLY HC CATER TO BE CANADIAN EHHHHHHHHH🇨🇦🇨🇦🔥💪💪💪🥶🥶🥶💯💯💯💯💯💯

In a secluded corner of the hit restaurant, Chicken Breast, sat a stressed worker reading over their Biology notes.

"Nahhh, god really fucked up with this one," I muttered to myself, staring at a diagram of a Planarian[1] with wide eyes. "Is that a dick????"

No, its the pharynx, said my notes.

AKA the tube(?) that sucks up food and ejects waste.

"Talking shit but literally," I grumbled, shutting my book of notes in order to contemplate my life. "Why am I closer related to that than a Jellyfish?"

Thankfully my phone buzzed from a message, saving me from painful philosophies and potential capital offences.

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CATER sent (2) messages!

[Cater is online!]

CATER
LETS HANV OUT

CATER
HANG OUT

[(Y/N) is online!]

(Y/N)
BRO YOU JUST SAVED ME THERE

(Y/N)
AND YES WE CAN HANG OUT

(Y/N)
I JUST GOTTA CLOSE UP THE RESTAURANT EARLY SO IT'LL BE LIKE HALF AN HOUR???

(Y/N)
Unless you wanna eat some chicken breast 🍗