don't mess around. (bunny/ mysterion x professor chaos)

finally gonna demask him

(professor chaos/ butters pov)

Seriously. Seriously?! We were WRONG? "Mysterion?!" I scream out. "I TOLD YOU" Kevin screams. I ignore him, "COON, DISSARAY GET HIM!!" I say as I run towards mysterion. He stays still. Cartman gets on top of him and I hear a crack, I don't know where it came fro LLM bym. My answers are quickly answered when I hear the coon yelp in pain, "MY ARMM!!"
I see that mysterions got him in a chokehold and before I can do anything general disarray lunges at him. I hear a.. gunshot. "HOLY SHIT" General disarray staggers back. The fuck..

(Mysterion/ Kenny's pov)

As I'm holding the fatass down someone else pounces at me. I hear a gunshot. I ACCIDENTALLY PULLED THE TRIGGER? Heros would never shoot at someone.. I see that general disarrays is holding his upper stomach. So I shot.. him. I can't be distracted, I keep the coon under my grip. I feel something pull at my hood. Seriously?! My identity can be revealed.. I let go of Cartman to quickly put my hood back on, that means I let my guard down..
Immediately arms grab me and I get pinned to the floor. I see my greatest enemy right above me..

Something bangs against my head.

-

I slowly start to wake up, but everything is blurry. The room is so dark.. I feel metal around my wrists and ankles. I try to move, can't. What the fuck.. my vision slowly goes back and I see I'm still in the basement. Both my brother and stan are dead asleep in the chairs Infront of me. Am I not in a chair?
I look to the side and see I'm being held by chains. Seriously? At least they know I would be strong enough to break through those chairs. I'm fucking chained up. Where even are those stupid, stupid villains?

(Professor chaos/ butters pov)

I had successfully chained up mysterion. Finally, I have him.. the coon took general disarray to the hospital. I'm gonna finally have so much power.. it's the motherfucking best. Really.
I get a call, it's my dad. Shit does he know I'm out? I answer it, "hey butters, me and your mom are gonna be home in an hour, okay?" He says. "Oh, okay!" It's already been a week?! I thought I would have more time.. oh well. "Did you do your chores?" He asks, and I try to sound as enthusiastic as I can, "yep, got em all done! Don't worry dad." "Okay bye son, see you soon" he hangs up the call.
I rush back home as quick as possible and get changed into pjs. I check around to see if I did all my chores, it was easy this week cause it was just me. Honestly, if my parents lived alone without me doing all their chores the house would be an absolute mess. When I'm done checking, I go back into my room and play hello kitty island adventure, of course.
After 15 minutes I hear the front door open, must be my parents. I keep playing my game and of course since I'm their motherfucking maid and I've done my job they don't even care to talk to me, so I keep playing my game. I decide to text general disarray.

Dougie(disarray)

Hey, are you doing alright?
I know you got shot yesterday.

Yeah, I had some armour so
It only peirced though me
A little luckily.

Okay, good. Can we maybe meet
Up at the abandoned house
Tomorrow? I really want to
Demask mysterion.

Yeah, I'll go tell cartman that.

Thanks disarray.

I'm finally after years gonna demask mysterion.. it feels good. Really good. Wait, I wonder how Kenny is doing.. he definitely knows his brother is gone. I'll text him. Too

Kenny 💗

Hey love :D you doing alr?

No response. He's probably busy with work. Especially with his brother gone. He may have to do twice the work. I feel like a dick for kidnapping his brother now. But he knows to much.. I can't just set him free now.

-the next day after school cause I'm a lazy mf

I wait at the door Infront of the crappy old house for general disarray and the coon. Of course, the first one I see is general disarray. He's always on top of it, and that's what I like about him being on my team. "Hey boss, sorry for being a bit late I had a rough day. So much fucking bullying." I shake my head, "it's okay, I get it. Also, your not late, I'm just early" he smiles slightly, "ohh okay."
Then Cartman finally arrives, after 20 minutes. "Are you ready to demask this motherfucker?" He says. I roll my eyes, "I don't know, are you? Your like- 20 minutes fucking late Cartman." He puts his hands on his hips, "whateverrr-" "let's just go." I say and walk through the doorframe. General disarray and the coon follow behind.
I go into the basement. All of them are ofsourse still here. It's not like anyone can save them.. I see mysterion glaring at me, so is Stan. But, he can't talk. Or else I would shoot him.
I go up to mysterion, "hey, miss me?" I try to sound as cold as I can. He looks pissed, "no. Never in my 18 years of living." I laugh, "you just gave out your age, stupid hero." He doesn't respond, "just kill me already!!" "Your so demanding." I say and I study his face. I will admit, he looks good for a hero. But I would never say that out loud. It's just.. kind of sexy when he's mad. But I still hate him.
"Let's cut to the chase" I put my hand up to lift up his hood but then I see fire in the corner of my eye, fire?! I look towards it and see it's some kind of.. portal? My mouth hangs open as I hear a voice, "need some help, mysterion?"

(Try to guess who it is 😘)

(There's a few hints-)