Fuck It I Love You

21

Jane

I've been waiting for this moron to reply for six hours.

Six. Hours.

Honestly, I think he's convinced he's the king of England by the way he acts sometimes. I'm in the bathroom brushing my teeth when I finally get a message from him.

Sorry for the late reply, I was hanging out with my brother.

I grab my phone to reply.

Shame, I was hoping you'd fallen in a ditch and died.

Very funny. Wyd?

I stare at the message for a moment and almost laugh.

Brushing my teeth. You?

Literally nothing.

I try to think of a reply to keep the conversation going, but thankfully, he does it for me.

Are you going to bed then?

No. I just like brushing my teeth at eleven o'clock at night for fun.

Are you always this sarcastic?

Only for you! 🥰🥰

...

Oh come on are you always this gullible.

Perhaps.

I put my phone down to spit out the toothpaste and wash my mouth before stepping out of the bathroom.

"Finally." I hear Xavier mutter and I scrunch my nose in disgust.

"It was unlocked you prick. Unless you don't know how to open a door? But then again, I wouldn't be surprised." Xavier stares at me in shock.

"You're in a mood."

"At least I'm not like this all the time, unlike you."

"At least I don't need 1 million hours to get ready."

"At least I don't have an IQ of three." I shoot back but he narrows his eyes and ignores me. I walk into my room and get into bed, unlocking my phone again.

Austen?

Austennnn?

Hellooooo?

Night then.

I laugh to myself and send a message.

I was gone for three minutes, Joseph.

Well you never know, you might've passed out in the hallway.

I'm not even tired.

I figured as much.

I stare at the message, thinking of a response.

How old's your brother?

14

Does he go to school?

Yeah

Nice

I start to feel awkward, so I turn around in my bed to face the wall.

Wyd now?

Still nothing

Oh

There's a pause.

Wbu?

Nothing atm, but I might read.