Magic, Curses and Gods Amongst Men || Harry Potter x Jujutsu Kaisen Fic

London Underground

"Explosion!" Harry shouted as he pointed the want at a can he'd lined up, the can was reduced to scrap as a moderate-sized explosion occurred. Harry couldn't help but laugh as he looked at the shards that had fallen into the grass. Truth be told he felt quite childish when shouting words aloud like that, but weirdly enough when he did the size of the explosion increased rather than when he didn't. He wasn't quite sure why this was and without Beth or whatever her name was, he doubted he'd be able to figure it out anytime soon.

He put the wand in his back pocket before heading back home, he'd been coming here a lot the past couple of weeks and he'd been having the most fun he'd had in his entire life. That's not even mentioning the fun he had with the invisibility cloak he'd taken off of Beth. But if he had to choose then it would be the wand he liked the most, he had been using it to kill monsters, and it was quite satisfying watching them blow up, though the bigger ones often took 2-3 hits before dying.

He couldn't wait to figure out what kind of other things he could do with this wand, he'd only seen Beth use her energy in a few different patterns though when he had tried to use the other two they didn't have much effect on the environment leading him to believe that they might be reserved for people. He couldn't help but wonder who Beth was, she wasn't the girl she showed herself as, Harry could see her bones start to grow and change before she disappeared making her think she was disguised 'I wonder if I could do that' he thought to himself as he started to walk home.

'Pfffft yeah right I can't even dye my hair' he thought with a chuckle as he walked through the park, he tucked his wand in his waist and pulled his shirt over it, he couldn't imagine his Aunt and Uncle would be happy to see such a thing though in recent weeks he'd started caring less and less about what they thought. He turned onto Privet Drive and before he even went into his house he heard Dudley wailing like a baby, while this was usually music to his ears it meant that his aunt and uncle would be extra attentive to him.

Harry walked inside covering the smirk he had with his stone-faced facade "The Letter said we aren't together anymore!!!" Dudley wailed as Aunt Petunia hugged him tightly stroking his blonde hair "What an awful woman breaking my baby boy's heart like that, I will be calling her mother believe you me!" Petunia said matter-of-factly.

"Don't worry son, women love Dursley men you'll have another girl come along just like that" he said as he snapped his fingers. Harry shook his head but decided to read the letter in Dudley's hand, sadly he didn't have anything to compare it to so whether it was written by Beth or not was a mystery. The letter was quite mature for someone who was 13 making Harry suspect that Beth was a grown-up 'Weirdo" he thought to himself as imagined the stuff they'd done in private, he closed the door to the house hoping they'd ignore him.

"BOY!"

Harry sighed and walked into the front room and stood opposite his uncle with his arms folded "What did I tell you about wearing a blindfold boy! It's freakish and I'll not have it" his Uncle shouted as he smacked his fat palm on the side table. Harry sighed "I haven't had a chance to go to London yet as Dudley took my glasses, remember Uncle?" Harry asked with a raised eyebrow.

Vernon muttered something but then looked at his son and smiled "How about it eh son? A trip to London? I'm sure you and your friends could meet quite a few ladies there, and if not I'm sure there are plenty of arcades to visit" Vernon said trying to cheer his son up.

Dudley looked up and nodded his head "I want money for food and a new computer game too!" He shouted

"Of course my little angel, you can have whatever you want" Petunia said as she kissed the top of his head and wrapped her arms around him, though her arms were too short to fully wrap around the large mass that was Dudley. Harry just felt nauseous looking at the scene and decided to go to bed.