25 - 30 inch: holy. shit. now that's a fucking tree trunk! i'm not gonna walk right for a week after this!
20 - 25 inch: omn, pretty big, dude! thankfully i've got a stash of magnlms somewhere around here...
15 - 20 inch: hey, not bad! i bet we can have some real fun with that!
10 - 15 inch: hmm. well, at least it's bigger than (Male name)...
5 - 10 inch: uhh, not trying to body-shame you or anything, dude, but... i don't think i can work with that.
0 - 5 inch: анананана! is that even a penis? pretty sure my clit is bigger than that!
