Kirby: Meta! Meta-poy! I have a question!
Meta Knight: What, Kirby.
Kirby: So I can't do this, right? *Tries to inhale Meta Knight* But I can do this, even though he's way bigger than you? *Inhales Mace Knight*
Meta Knight: Kirby!! Spit him out...no, no, wait—!
*It's too late, Kirby already spit him at Meta, causing for him to get crushed by Mace Knight*
Axe Knight: Well, I guess it's my job this time... *Kicks Kirby into an open air vent on the floor*
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Ways to Get Kicked Off the Halberd
RandomJoin everyone's favorite pink puffball as he makes it his mission to annoy the Halberd's crew to death! Note: don't try these at home. Alternative title can be "Ways to Die on the Halberd" since Kirby meets a different comeuppance at the end of all...