Captain Vul: Where the frick frack diddly dack is Main Engine #4?!
Kirby: I ate it.
Captain Vul, in baffled horror: You WHAT?!
Kirby: My stomach was making the rumblies...
Meta Knight, annoyed: Kirby...
Kirby: That only an engine could satisfy.
Meta Knight, angrily: KIRBY!
*Kirby promptly begins to suffer from lead poisoning*
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Ways to Get Kicked Off the Halberd
RandomJoin everyone's favorite pink puffball as he makes it his mission to annoy the Halberd's crew to death! Note: don't try these at home. Alternative title can be "Ways to Die on the Halberd" since Kirby meets a different comeuppance at the end of all...
