Kirby: So, Meta, what was your childhood like? Huh? Huh? Huh, poyo?
Meta Knight: *War flashbacks*
Kirby, as Meta Knight is unsettlingly staring into the void: ...Well, um. *Looks to the closest knight* Hey, what about you, Axe Knight? What was your chi-
Axe Knight: *Immediately breaks down sobbing and buries his face in his hands*
Kirby: *Backs away, genuinely taken aback* ...I'm afraid to ask anyone else.
Mace Knight: Good. Be afraid.
Kirby: ......
*After a good three minutes of complete and awkward silence, broken up only by Axe Knight's faint, muffled sobbing, Kirby slowly backs out of the room, offering an awkward "Sorry" as he leaves*
*Meta Knight continues to stare into the void, long after Kirby is gone*
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Ways to Get Kicked Off the Halberd
RandomJoin everyone's favorite pink puffball as he makes it his mission to annoy the Halberd's crew to death! Note: don't try these at home. Alternative title can be "Ways to Die on the Halberd" since Kirby meets a different comeuppance at the end of all...
