Kirby: *Running up to the Halberd to give a folded up piece of paper to Meta Knight* Hiiii, Meta-poy! Dedede-poy wanted me to give this to you~!
Meta Knight, very unamused: Kirby, I can tell you wrote this without even opening it.
Kirby: Ah - Wha-?! Well, whatever! Just open it!!
Meta Knight: *Stares flatly at Kirby for a good few moments before finally opening it*
*The note, which is barely legible, reads "Marry me?" in crayon*
Meta Knight: ...Okay, now I genuinely cannot tell if you or Dedede wrote this.
King Dedede, who is randomly walking past the Halberd again: Hey! Ya' know I can't read, Meta!
Meta Knight: Hrmph, fair point...Wait a moment. Neither can Kirby. *Stares at the note again, looking a bit baffled now* Who the hell wrote this, then?
*Sailor Dee, who is inside the ship, shyly backs away from the window*
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Ways to Get Kicked Off the Halberd
RandomJoin everyone's favorite pink puffball as he makes it his mission to annoy the Halberd's crew to death! Note: don't try these at home. Alternative title can be "Ways to Die on the Halberd" since Kirby meets a different comeuppance at the end of all...
