Kirby: *Leading King Dedede through the ship* And over there is where I blew up Heavy Lobster and took out the ship's entire right wing!
Meta Knight: Kirby, why have you brought Dedede here?
Kirby: I'm just giving him a tour!
Meta Knight: ...Keep him near the center of the ship.
King Dedede: What, little ol' me, causing some weight imbalance? Surely you jestin'! *Takes one tiny step to the left*
*The entire Halberd suddenly tilts to the left, causing it to fall out of the sky and crash into the woods*
King Dedede: Heh, that must've been one cheaply made ship! Talk about weak!
Meta Knight: *Smacks Dedede in the face with a tree branch*
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Ways to Get Kicked Off the Halberd
RandomJoin everyone's favorite pink puffball as he makes it his mission to annoy the Halberd's crew to death! Note: don't try these at home. Alternative title can be "Ways to Die on the Halberd" since Kirby meets a different comeuppance at the end of all...
