Kirby: *Prancing around with Meta Knight's mask* Look at me, I'm an angry blueberry! Fight me! All I love is fighting and the Halberd and fighting the Halberd!
Meta Knight: *Chases after Kirby while trying to keep his face covered with his cape* GET THE HELL BACK HERE
Axe Knight: Hey! Imposter!!
Meta Knight, relieved: Thank yo—
Mace Knight: Nice try, Kirby! You can't just paint yourself blue and pretend you're Meta Knight!
Meta Knight: Wh — I AM Meta Knight!
*Axe and Mace shove him into the trash chute despite his repeated claims of "I AM META KNIGHT"*
Axe Knight: Don't worry, sir! We took care of Kirby.
Kirby: *Slowly nods, still a bit confused on what just happened, then turns around to run off before Meta Knight can climb back up the trash chute to murder him*
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Ways to Get Kicked Off the Halberd
RandomJoin everyone's favorite pink puffball as he makes it his mission to annoy the Halberd's crew to death! Note: don't try these at home. Alternative title can be "Ways to Die on the Halberd" since Kirby meets a different comeuppance at the end of all...
