Meta Knight, faced with a very triumphant Kirby: Kirby, why are you attempting to undermine the authority of my ship? This is a rather extreme reaction to your punishment of mopping the deck.
Kirby: *Waves a sword around* Your knights have spoken! They want pay raises that you aren't giving them, so I'm here to lead the change!
Captain Vul, peeking out cautiously from behind a chair: So...why aren't any of them here, then?
Kirby: Oh, poy, they're...uh...busy. Anyway, I'm the captain now! *Steals Vul's hat and puts it on*
Captain Vul: Like hell you are!! *Yanks his hat back, then launches Kirby through the windshield*
*Meta Knight winces ever so slightly at the shower of broken glass*
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Ways to Get Kicked Off the Halberd
RandomJoin everyone's favorite pink puffball as he makes it his mission to annoy the Halberd's crew to death! Note: don't try these at home. Alternative title can be "Ways to Die on the Halberd" since Kirby meets a different comeuppance at the end of all...
