Kirby: Hey, Meta-poy! I heard puffballs are a lot like cats!
Meta Knight: Okay. So?
Kirby: *Points a laser at the wall*
Meta Knight: *Immediately goes after it, his eyes dilated*
Kirby: *Moves the laser dot up higher* Oooh, so close, Mety! If only you were a bit taller!
Meta Knight: *Making angry little growls of frustration as he tries to reach the dot*
Kirby: Oh yeah, and I heard birds are afraid of these! *Moves the laser over towards Vul*
Captain Vul: Squawk! Squawk! SQUAWK!!! *Panickedly flaps his wings as he tries to get away from the dot*
Meta Knight: *Chases after the dot, but winds up running right into the retreating Vul, causing them both to tumble over onto the floor*
Kirby: Bwahahaha!! Haha...ha...Ooh, a dot! *Runs towards the dot, just to wind up on the floor like the other two when he trips over them*
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Ways to Get Kicked Off the Halberd
RandomJoin everyone's favorite pink puffball as he makes it his mission to annoy the Halberd's crew to death! Note: don't try these at home. Alternative title can be "Ways to Die on the Halberd" since Kirby meets a different comeuppance at the end of all...
