Meta Knight: Kirby, why are you waving this red banner in front of the main computer?
Kirby: Oh, poy, you'll see in a minute.
*A distant thundering is heard, steadily approaching*
*A wild Grizzo suddenly bursts into the control room*
Meta Knight: Mm!
Captain Vul: SQUACK! How did a Grizzo even fit through the door?!
Mace Knight: You don't hear us saying anything about you being able to fit through the door...
Axe Knight, who is the only one actually trying to stop the Grizzo: It's heading for the main computer!!
Sailor Dee: Oh no!! Oh gosh!!!
*Kirby smiles as he continues to wave the red banner*
*The Grizzo charges straight for it, despite Axe Knight attempting to fight it off with his horns*
*Kirby yanks the banner away at the last second, causing for the Grizzo to charge right into the computer, completely shattering the screen and demolishing the parts inside*
Mace Knight: NOOOO, MY NEW AXIS AND ALLIES SAVE!
*Meta Knight angrily snatches the red banner from Kirby and tosses it out of the room, while Kirby is preoccupied pointing and laughing at the destroyed computer*
*The Grizzo chases after the banner, trampling Kirby in the process*
Kirby: Poy-hahaa! Poy-OWWWW!
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