Kirby: *Trotting across the main deck* Hey guys, poyo! I got some really cool fireworks! Wanna watch them?
The entire crew: *Says nothing and only glares at Kirby, not trusting him for obvious reasons*
Kirby: The guy who sold them to me said they look like Meta Knight's face when they go off, poy.
Sailor Dee: Oh, well why didn't you say so!
*Everyone else besides Meta Knight nods in agreement*
Meta Knight: Let Kirby set off explosives from our ship?! Have you all lost your minds??
Axe Knight: But they're cool Meta Knight fireworks
Meta Knight: So?!
Mace Knight: So they're cool
Captain Vul: Light 'em up!!
Meta Knight: Don't you dare—!
Kirby: *Already set them off*
*Everyone watches as they shoot up into the sky*
Meta Knight: ...Kirby, who did you purchase these supposed fireworks from, may I ask?
Kirby: Oh, some dorky looking knight guy that called himself The Greatest Warrior in the Galaxy, poyo.
Meta Knight, as the "fireworks" are suddenly falling back down towards them: I figured as much.
*The rest of the crew screams and begins to run around the deck as the fireworks turn out to actually be bombs*
*Meta Knight chucks Kirby underneath one of the bombs, then continues to stand there amidst the chaos with his cape wrapped around himself as his crew members continue to panic*
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Ways to Get Kicked Off the Halberd
RandomJoin everyone's favorite pink puffball as he makes it his mission to annoy the Halberd's crew to death! Note: don't try these at home. Alternative title can be "Ways to Die on the Halberd" since Kirby meets a different comeuppance at the end of all...
