Night at the Museum JDD Version

Battle Of The Smithsonian

In the Smithsonian castle, Kahmunrah was waiting for Larry and his group to return, while holding the hourglass that Jedediah was trapped in, which was almost full. Jedediah: "Just you wait, Gigantor will make you sorry for messing with me, feeling scared?" Kahmunrah: "Hardly, but what is that funny sound?" asked Kahmunrah, hearing the sound of Amelia's plane, which crashed through the window and landed right into a wall. It wasn't long before Larry and the group came out of the plane, while Amelia was hiding behind it. Tommy: "Hey Kahmunrah, did you missed us?" Kahmunrah: "Well... you folks sure know how to make an entrance." said Kahmunrah, unaware of Amelia leaving the scene. Amelia: "I better get some help for Daley and the kids... and I might have an idea where..." said Amelia, before she went off to who knows where. Kahmunrah: "Now then... hand over the Tablet and tell me the combination." Larry: "Only if you hand over Jedediah first." Kahmunrah: "Alright... they didn't call me Kahmunrah the trustworthy for nothing." Jokeo: "Really?" Kahmunrah: "Of course not stupid!, they called me Kahmunrah the bloodthirsty who punishes anyone who doesn't give him exactly what he wants and when he wants it!, which is right now!" Larry: "That's what they called you?" Kahmunrah: "It was shorter in Egyptian." Tommy: "Look, just hand us Jedediah and..." said Tommy, while trying to reach out for the hourglass, much to the evil pharaoh's annoyance. Kahmunrah: "Hey!, if you reach across again, I will kill you, I'm warning you... this is a no touching zone!" Larry: "Now look..." said Larry trying to reach his hand to the hourglass, furthering the evil pharaoh's anger. Kahmunrah: "Oh my gosh!, I can't believe you reach across like that!, I can't even believe it!, oh gosh I wanna kill you all right now!" Larry: "Look, we can do this all night if we have to, just hand over Jedediah and we'll give you the Tablet." Kahmunrah: "Don't... cross... this... line!, with your hand, and tell me the combination!" ordered Kahmunrah, before the Demon trio came to the scene, carrying one of the Einstein bobble-heads in their hands. ScreamClaw: "We already got the combination... it's Pi, 3.14159265." ThunderSmacker: "This little guy sang like a canary when we got him." said ThunderSmacker, holding the bobble-head in his claws. Einstein: "I'm sorry everyone... they had pitchforks..." ScreamClaw: "Shut it, you old runt." Larry: "Hey, leave him alone." Gidget: "Quit threatening him you big bullies!" SpaceWarp: "So... does this mean our p-p-plan is back in schedule?" Kahmunrah: "Of course, now I must take what's mine." said Kahmunrah, before he trades the hourglass with the Tablet, which he places into the gate's center, activating it once he used the combination. Larry: "I'm sorry Jedediah... noun of this would be happening if I didn't left the museum..." Jedediah: "Come on Gigantor, even if you stayed, we would still ended up here, the world's different now, they're not interested in stuff like us now a days like in the past, but hear me out, this night's not over yet, we can still fight." said Jedediah, before the gate begins to open up, revealing the land of the dead, and out of it came an army of Horus, men with heads of birds with spears. Kahmunrah: "Welcome to the extended rein of Kahmunrah, Pharaoh of Egypt, and now... the world!" ScreamClaw: "And don't forget the ultimate demon dragon..." said ScreamClaw, before going into the land of the dead, and coming out with what looked like the mask of MegaTrog. He puts it on, and ScreamClaw's whole body turned into red energy, along with ThunderSmacker and SpaceWarp's, and the three energy sourced fused together before a large demon dragon appears. The new Demon dragon was bigger than the trio, and had a long thin tail with a blade on the end. It was MegaTrog (voiced by Tim Curry), the Dragon Devil, and he has finally returned. MegaTrog: "I am... MegaTrog!, and I have returned!" Tommy and the others were scared by the sight of the big demon dragon, he looked a lot more scarier than the trio put together did. Kahmunrah: "Now... finish them!" ordered Kahmunrah, before the Horus were getting ready to attack. But just when all hope seemed lost, the Stooges came back. Moe: "Hey!, let them go!, or else..." Kahmunrah: "Or else what?" Bunnelby Larry: "Or Abe will stop you." MegaTrog: "Who is this Abe you speak of?" Curly: "Him." said Curly, before a giant statue of Abraham Lincoln (voiced by Hank Azaria), walks over the broken window, shocking everyone inside. Gidget: "Wow... we they said they were gonna get big help... I didn't think the help would be... this big..." Kahmunrah: "What... is that thing?" Lincoln: "The name is Abraham Lincoln, the 16th president of these United States, famous for being honest, and you sir are in a heap of trouble." Kahmunrah: "Horus!, attack!" ordered the evil pharaoh, before the Horus threw their spears at Lincoln, which weren't all that effective on him, and he flicked them away. Knowing that they were no match, the Horus were scared and retreated back to the land of the dead. MegaTrog: "Uh..." Kahmunrah: "Well... this is awkward..." MegaTrog: "Indeed... but it's far from over... as I'm still here... come forth my demon minions!" called out MegaTrog, before a big group of demon dragons appeared, ready for battle a lot more than the Horus ever were. Kahmunrah: "Oh right... I forgot you can do that." Lincoln: "Oh my..." Tommy: "This... is bad..." suddenly, they heard the sound of a trumpet blowing, the kind of blow when an army was about to attack. Kahmunrah: "Oh now what?!" MegaTrog: "Boney 10..." said MegaTrog with a growl, as he can see Boney 10 with Amelia and all of the New York exhibits together, with Custer in the lead. Custer: "Alright... we are not about to attack... right... now!" called out Custer, before his temporary troops let out a battle cry, and charged towards the demon dragons. Kahmunrah: "Get them!" MegaTrog: "Save Boney 10 for me... this is personal..." said MegaTrog, before he joins in the battle, and Boney 10 went to battle him with his cane. Gidget: "Uh... Boney 10... is this a bad time to ask ya what cha doing here?" Boney 10: "What does it look like to ya?!" Tommy: "Maybe we should help the others beat these demons first, then ask question later." Gidget: "Good idea." Jokey: "Hey guys, why is Custer hiding from the battle?" asked Jokey, seeing that Custer was indeed trying to hide from the battle, and Larry went over to him. Larry: "Hey, what are you doing?, you're supposed to be leading us." Custer: "Are you kidding?, did you foolishly lead your army to their deaths at the battle of little bighorn?" Larry: "Uh... no..." Custer: "Yeah... not good at all, truth is... I don't deserve to be a general... I'll always be famous for my biggest failure..." Larry: "Hey... the past is the past, but never mind that now... this is your chance to redeem yourself... this is your last stand." Gidget: "Yeah, you can do it." Custer: "Well... alright... let's do this!, ye haw!" called out Custer, as he finally joins in the battle and fighting the demon dragons. One of the demon dragons was knocked down to the ground, and Dexter went to slap it on the face, while Able went to kick it with his feet, and the little Einstein bobble-head was a witness. Einstein: "You slap!, you kick!, you slap!, you kick!, teamwork fellas!, wunderbar!" meanwhile with Jedediah, Octavius went to use his helmet to break the hourglass, freeing the mini cowboy at last. Octavius: "Alright, time for the final battle." Jedediah: "You got that right, partner." said Jedediah, before he and Octavius went to use their swords to stab the feet of the demon dragons, which were really painful for them. It wasn't long before Kahmunrah points his Egyptian sword at Larry. Kahmunrah: "You might have a lot of friends... but that won't save you from me having the pleasure... of killing you myself!" said Kahmunrah, before Larry uses his flashlight as his own weapon to fight back. Boney 10 then looks at the Gate of Kahmunrah, and an idea came to him, which involves luring MegaTrog closer to it, at the same time as Larry was doing the same thing with Kahmunrah. Once the pair of villains got close enough, Boney 10 opens up the gate and pushes MegaTrog into the land of the dead. MegaTrog: "No~~~!" shouted MegaTrog, and he falls into the realm, while Larry gets a hold on the evil Pharaoh. Kahmunrah: "...What are you...?" Larry: "Me...?, I'm the night guard." said Larry, before he pushes Kahmunrah into the realm of the dead. Kahmunrah: "No~~~!" cried the evil pharaoh, as he was banished into the realm with MegaTrog, before Gidget and Amelia closed the gate, trapping both villains for good. Once MegaTrog was gone, the demon dragon minions vanished, back to where they came from, showing the sign that the good guys have won the battle, making everyone to celebrate. Tommy: "We did it!, everyone!, we won!" Gidget: "Yeah!" Jokey: "Wha hoo!" Jokeo: "Victory is ours!" Curly: "You heard that Moe?, we won!" Moe: "Yeah..." Abraham Lincoln: "So it seems." Bunnelby: "Uh... yeah... but something tells me that we might get fired again... due to the damage here..." said the Bunnelby, noticing the damage that's been done from the battle." Larry: "Hey... if you want, you could get a job as night guards at the museum in New York." Moe: "Thanks..." Custer: "The Battle of the Smithsonian... perhaps the greatest battle the world will... never know." Larry: "We'll know." Tommy: "Yeah..." Moe: "That's for sure." Larry: "Oh dear..." Amelia: "What's the matter now?" Larry: "According to my watch, the sun will rise in an hour or two, I gotta get everyone back to the museum." Jedediah: "In case you forgotten Gigantor, they don't want us there anymore." Larry: "I do." Gidget: "But how are we gonna get there?" Boney: "You could use that red plane over there." said Boney 10, looking at Amelia's plane. Amelia: "That can work." Larry: "Yeah, good idea." Custer: "Mind if I tag along?, I wanna make sure my troops get home safely." Tommy: "Sure thing." Moe: "Good luck on your journey back." Jokeo: "You're not coming with us?" Moe: "We're the night guards here, and even if we might get fired in the morning, we have to make sure all the exhibits here get back to their place before the sun comes up." Curly: "Yeah, that and Moe's afraid of heights, Nyuk, Nyuk, Nyuk." said Curly, before Moe slaps him on the face. So with that, Amelia starts up her plane, and flies off into the air with Larry, the kids, Boney 10, Custer and the New York exhibits inside.