Hello everybody! So since I'm on a two week break, I'll try to update much quicker for you guys, because you all deserve it! So here it is!
1. Brag about how AMAZING you are, but make it sly.
2. Act like that one perfect kid that everyone gets compared to.
3. Go into the bathroom and make really disturbing noises, relating to constipation.
4. Have the most disgusting table and social manners when talking to people.
5. Pretend you can't hear someone, and get everyone to repeat what they say twice. (Because you know, you might be deaf and they're inconsiderate)
6. 'Accidentally' spill your drink on people multiple times.
7. Continuously talk about and bring up the exact same topic, over and over again. (Ex. CHEESE!)
8. Be that one antisocial person who never talks to anyone and stays on their phone. (Put headphones in to be extra annoying)
9. Play with the little kids, and act completely immature.
10. Do one of the following, either talk so quietly that nobody can hear you, or scream every word that you speak.
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