10 Ways To Annoy People At Cafeterias

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Hello everyone. I got this suggestion from a few people who inboxed me. Enjoy. :S 

1. Cue in more then once. Do this constantly, if they ask you why you keep coming back, reply with, "ARE YOU CALLING ME FAT!!!"

2. Every few minutes scream, "FOOD FIGHT!" but don't ever actually throw anything.

3. Steal people's food from their trays and reply, "Oh well will you look at that? Your food just magically travelled into my mouth..".

4.Trip people over when they're walking around with trays.

5. Flip peoples tables when they're about to eat. (When I say flip, I mean unscrew them from below. Just to let you know, this may take a while but it's hilarious.)

6.Sit on a table by yourself and when people come to sit down scream, "NOOOOOOOO!". (The reactions you get are just priceless.)

7.Don't use table manners and gross everyone out.

8.Casually sit on the floor and get in people's way.

9.Throw your containers at people. (Make sure you kind of know them.)

10. Commentate when people are eating. (E.G "Oh and Jenny picks up her fork, what will she go for? Oh she put the fork down! I repeat, she put the fork down!!".)

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