Yo,Yo,Yo from the Y to the O. Sorry If you think I haven't been updating lately. By the time it's friday 22nd im not going to updating for a whole week since exams are coming up soooo, as a treat... I'm going to be posting 2 NEW CHAPTERS by thursday (this is the first one) :D.... HAVE FUN READIN' Chipster4 xx
1.When you want something, ALWAYS! start with, "Did I ever tell you how much I love you?"
2.Use the puppy dog eyes when they say no to something
3.If you have siblings, ask who they love more. If thet don't respond CRY!
4.Talk to imaginary friends (the more you have, the better)
5.When in the car, repeat "Are we there yet?,Are we there yet?"
6.Skip out on chores, if they ask you why say, "I just came back from I couldn't care less villie and I'm really tired"
7.In a serious situation say, "Mr Dad/Mum now what did you this time!"
8.When they're sleeping on weekends go into their room and wake them up by saying, "Wakey wakey, eggs and bacey".
9.Constantly bug them for the most stupidest things e.g, "Mum, I think pineapples should be wayy more yellow! don't you agree?"
10.If your dad does something bad and you spot them say, "Oi you little rebel, now your lucky mum wont find out about that!"
YOU ARE READING
1000 Ways To Annoy People
RandomHey! Have you ever wanted to be the most annoying person on earth? Well sorry but that position is currently occupied by me. That's ok though, because here is your guide to be the equal most annoying person ever! It's got all you need to know to be...
