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PrinceCharming: Neal turns four month old today!

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NealCassidy: You named your child after me?
SnowWhite: Yes
NealCasidy: COOL
NealCassidy: HAPPY FOUR MONTH BIRTHDAY MINI ME
WickedWitchOfTheWest: I tried to steal that little brat only four months ago?
PrinceCharming: He's not a brat!
SnowWhite: wAIT
PrinceCharming: What?
SnowWhite: WE MISSED THE FOUR MONTH ANNIVERSARY OF REGINA AND ROBIN'S FIRST KISS
ReginaMills: We also missed the anniversary of you telling Cora about Daniel
SnowWhite: ...
ReginaMills: So let's agree to not celebrate either
SnowWhite: Deal
RobinOfLocksley: That was pretty harsh...
ReginaMills: How else was I suppose to get her to stop?
RobinOfLocksley: Good point
PrinceCharming: I can't believe you approve of this!
ReginaMills: So now you're bashing on my boyfriend too? Don't waste your time; I'll get enough from Cora eventually
PrinceCharming: I never...
EmmaSwan: Actually, that's exactly what you do to Hook
PrinceCharming: I refuse to be treated like this on my own account
PrinceCharming: And by my own daughter!
PrinceCharming: Emma, you're grounded!
EmmaSwan: I'M LIKE THIRTY
PrinceCharming I don't care. No phone for a week
EmmaSwan: NOOOO
ReginaMills: Really, David?
ReginaMills: So can I ground Snow since she's my step-daughter even though she's like technically 52?
PrinceCharming: That doesn't have anything to do with me grounding Emma
EmmaSwan: Actually, it does
PrinceCharming: GET OFF OF YOUR PHONE, YOUNG LADY
EmmaSwan: YES DAD
ReginaMills: Snow, you're grounded
SnowWhite: WHAT DID I DO?
ReginaMills: Doesn't matter. No Charming for a week
SnowWhite: WHAT?!
PrinceCharming: WHAT?!
ReginaMills: Unless you unground Emma
SnowWhite: And how do you plan on keeping us apart for a week?
ReginaMills: ...Magic, duh
PrinceCharming: Fine, Emma you're ungrounded
EmmaSwan: YES!!
EmmaSwan: THANK YOU, REGINA
ReginaMills: So is my debt to you for taking the Darkness paid in full?
EmmaSwan: HECK YEAH THANK YOU
EmmaSwan: Wait the only reason you were helping me was because you owed me?
RobinOfLocksley: To be fair, that's what I was doing the first time I talked to Regina for more than two seconds
QueenOfHearts: VIVA LA SWANQUEEN
ReginaMills: Ew
PrinceCharming: Cora, what are you doing here?
EmmaSwan: Yeah, get the heck off of my dad's account
ReginaMills: And never bring up SwanQueen again
ReginaMills: Never
QueenOfHearts: YOU AREN'T THE BOSS OF ME
ReginaMills: What are you going to do? You're dead
QueenOfHearts: ZELENA?!
WickedWitchOfTheWest: Yes, Mother?
QueenOfHearts: It's time
ReginaMills: Time for what?
QueenOfHearts: My ship to sail
ReginaMills: And you wonder why I wanted to block Cora?
EmmaSwan: Not anymore
HenryMills: Uh...Moms...
ReginaMills: What?
EmmaSwan: What?
HenryMills: I think Zelena is with Cora on team Viva La SwanQueen or whatever...
EmmaSwan: What makes you say that?
ReginaMills: Look outside, idiot
EmmaSwan: Oh
ReginaMills: Exactly
IsaacHeller: What's going on? All I hear is fireworks
WickedWitchOfTheWest: Exactly
QueenOfHearts: SwanQueen fireworks
NealCassidy: I'm sorry, Emma, I'm so, so, sorry
SnowWhite: Hey Cora, guess what
QueenOfHearts: What?
SnowWhite: Outlaw Queen is canon
ReginaMills: For the first time in my life, I'm thankful for Snow's support
RobinOfLocksley: As am I