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Hot Cocoa at Midnight Reaction

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ReginaMills: Was that part about Robin and I getting married really necessary?

PrinceCharming: Snow made me add it

ReginaMills: I should have known

CaptainHook: Why am I a 'pesky pirate sidekick'?

CaptainHook: CAPTAIN "GUYLINER" HOOK?! WHY?!

PrinceCharming: You're lucky I didn't know about Killy-Willy when I wrote that

ReginaMills: Captain "Killy-Willy" Hook

ReginaMills: It's got a nice ring to it

PirateMilah: I agree

CaptainHook: I hate you both

PirateMilah: I recall you being very deeply in love with me, actually

CaptainHook: NOT ANYMORE

WickedWitchOfTheWest: BECAUSE NOW HE'S GOT EMMA!!

CaptainHook: Exactly!!!

CaptainHook: Wait why am I agreeing with Zelena?

ReginaMills: Because you both are psychopaths

ReginaMills: But the bad kind, like Missy

CaptainHook: You've been watching too much Doctor Who

ReginaMills: There's no such thing as 'too much Doctor Who'

RobinOfLocksley: Oh, yes there is

RobinOfLocksley: Or do you not realize when real life and Doctor Who begin to blend together in your half asleep state and I have to pry the remote out of your hand in order to turn the TV off?

ReginaMills: That was one time!

RobinOfLocksley: Whatever you say

HenryMills: MOM MOM MOM

ReginaMills: Yes?

HenryMills: CAN WE WATCH THE WEDDING OF RIVER SONG?!

ReginaMills: YES

RobinOfLocksley: NO NO YOU CANNOT

RobinOfLocksley: Good thing I know the best ways to steal things

CaptainHook: What's that supposed to mean?

RobinOfLocksley: I took the TV remotes out of Regina's hiding spots and hid them somewhere else

ReginaMills: ROBIN WHERE ARE THEY

RobinOfLocksley: I'll tell you tomorrow

ReginaMills: Fine we'll just watch it on my phone

RobinOfLocksley: Or I'll just steal both phones and any other electronic devices you own

ReginaMills: NO DON'T

ReginaMills: I guess this is goodbye

ReginaMills: Never fall in love with a thief he will go to desperate measures to break your unhealthy habits

SnowWhite: Isn't Outlaw Queen adorable?

NimueShipsWickedKing: You need help

WickedWitchOfTheWest: So do you

EmmaSwan: WAIT I'M CONFUSED

EmmaSwan: Is the one shot an AU where Neal never left me, but we still gave up Henry and Regina adopted him?

PrinceCharming: Yeah, and you and Neal moved to Tallahassee and got married and then Henry brought you to Storybrooke and everything played out nicely and Hook died

NealCassidy: So he died in both real life and the AU?

PrinceCharming: Yeah, but no one wanted to rescue him in the AU because no one cared

CaptainHook: Why do you hate me so much?!

PrinceCharming: Because you're fun to hate

EmmaSwan: Don't worry Killy-Willy, I love you

EmmaSwan: ...Most of the time

CaptainHook: And I love you when you don't call me Killy-Willy

EmmaSwan: So I guess we're even

CaptainHook: Yep

PrinceCharming: Why can't we just leave him in the Underworld?

QueenOfHearts: Because then you wouldn't get to see my beautiful face again

RobinOfLocksley: Not even Henry Sr thinks your face is beautiful

RobinOfLocksley: Regina told me to say that

HenryTheFirst: It's okay

QueenOfHearts: NO IT'S NOT

WickedWitchOfTheWest: I hate to say this, but Mom,

WickedWitchOfTheWest: No one cares

WickedWitchOfTheWest: And I don't hate to say it

QueenOfHearts: Why does everyone hate me?

RobinOfLocksley: Because you're almost as hatable as Zelena

RobinOfLocksley: Once again, Regina said that

QueenOfHearts: UGH