Belle's Twenty-First Post

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BelleFrench: THERE'S ANOTHER MAXIMUM RIDE BOOK CODE RED CODE RED

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HenryMills: THERE'S A WHAT???!!!?!

BelleFrench: ANOTHER MAXIMUM RIDE BOOK I ORDERED IT YESTERDAY ON AMAZON AND GOT YOU A COPY TOO

HenryMills: YOU ARE MY FAVORITE GRANDMA

SnowWhite: I take offense to that

QueenOfHearts: Me too

PirateMilah: Me three

CaptainHook: wOAH HOLD UP

CaptainHook: MILAH?!!?!??!?

ReginaMills: For the safety of everyone, I have Emma's phone right now

SnowWhite: How did you get Emma's phone?

ReginaMills: Magic

SnowWhite: Go figure

SnowWhite: BUT HOOK, I SWEAR IF YOU BREAK MY DAUGHTER'S HEART, I WILL BE THE ONE KILLING YOU THIS TIME, NOT DAVID

ReginaMills: I see a little bit of the Evil Queen you made it back to this universe

SnowWhite: Maybe

PirateMilah: You have nothing to worry about, I'm dead and ship Captain Swan

EmmaSwan: Really?

ReginaMills: Wait wrong phone

ReginaMills: Really?

PirateMilah: Yeah, why?

PrinceCharming: GASP YOU DON'T SHIP CAPTAIN SWAN ?!?!?!?!

SnowWhite: REGINA YOU CAN'T!!!

BelleFrench: Guys, maybe she ships WoodenSwan

QueenOfHearts: Maybe she ships SwanQueen

ReginaMills: Gross

EmmaSwan: Gross

ReginaMills: Because saying it once wasn't enough

SnowWhite: No, she was just stunned that Milah ships Captain Swan too, that's all

ReginaMills: About that...

RobinOfLocksley: Why are we concerned about who Regina ships Emma with?

BelleFrench: Yeah, maybe she doesn't ship Emma with anyone

RobinOfLocksley: That's not exactly what I meant...

SnowWhite: Then what did you mean?

RobinOfLocksley: Maybe you should respect people's opinions and let them keep their thoughts to themselves if they want

BelleFrench: Outlaw's got teeth

ReginaMills: That's my line

BelleFrench: I noticed

SnowWhite: So who do you ship Emma with?

ReginaMills: Why should I tell you?

SnowWhite: Why not?

ReginaMills: Fine

ReginaMills: I ship her with...

HenryMills: REGINA GIVE ME MY PHONE BACK!!!

ReginaMills: Sorry what? I don't have your phone, Henry

HenryMills: This is Emma

ReginaMills: Oh, sorry

ReginaMills: One second

EmmaSwan: Thank you

EmmaSwan: WOAH HOLD UP MILAH???!?!?!?!

PirateMilah: Hi

EmmaSwan: Oh, so you're okay with Hook and I?

PirateMilah: Yup

EmmaSwan: Nice. So, Regina, who do you ship me with?

ReginaMills: Baelfire

NealCassidy: WAIT

NealCassidy: THAT'S ME, RIGHT?

ReginaMills: No, the other Baelfire

NealCassidy: Oh...

ReginaMills: Idiot, of course it's you

PrinceCharming: YES

PrinceCharming: ANOTHER SWANFIRE SHIPPER

SnowWhite: REGINA HOW COULD YOU?!

ReginaMills: If SwanFire never happened, Henry would have never been born

SnowWhite: Good point

ReginaMills: Also they're less annoying than Captain Swan

CaptainHook: I TAKE OFFENSE TO THAT

ReginaMills: Good

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Author's note: I don't really feel like writing a Milah/Hook/Emma love triangle, so I'm just going to say Milah ships CS. I don't know how I'm going to add in Daniel and Marian yet, but I can assure that I'm not going to write chapters of Outlaw Queen angst because no one has time for that.

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