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Merida's Fourth Post

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BraveMerida: Pretty much 💁🏼

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WickedWitchOfTheWest: YES I AM A MAJESTIC UNICORN 🦄

ReginaMills: No you aren't

WickedWitchOfTheWest: You're just jealous

ReginaMills: I prefer my dark hair and skin that is so much less likely to get sunburnt

WickedWitchOfTheWest: Excuse you I have only gotten sunburnt once before!

WickedWitchOfTheWest: Wait...twice

WickedWitchOfTheWest: Three times?

WickedWitchOfTheWest: Nope, four

ReginaMills: We're going to be here all day, aren't we

WickedWitchOfTheWest: It's Cora's fault I have red hair!

QueenOfHearts: Why is it my fault?!

HenryMills: 🌈SCIENCE!!!🌈

QueenOfHearts: Gross

BraveMerida: Having red hair is a good thing though!!

BraveMerida: We're majestic unicorns 🦄🦄🦄🦄🦄🦄🦄

HenryMills: So if the Underworld is real and the Disney Hercules is real...what color is Megara's hair?

EmmaSwan: Dark red

ReginaMills: Maroon

NealCassidy: Purple

BelleFrench: Magenta

HenryMills: But magenta and purple aren't natural hair colors and there was no hair dye in Ancient Greece...

BelleFrench: 🌈MAGIC!!!🌈

BelleFrench: She sold her soul to Hades maybe he gave her some hair dye as a consolation prize since her boyfriend left her

BraveMerida: But if Megara has red hair that means she's also a majestic unicorn!

QueenOfHearts: Would you quit with the majestic unicorn thing already?!

BraveMerida: We deserve to be majestic unicorns! People used to think we were vampires!

PeterPan: Maybe you are, I mean you burn rather easily in the sun...

BraveMerida: Oh, shut up

BraveMerida: You have no idea what it's like for your entire body to be pretty much sunburnt

PeterPan: Yes, because I'm not a vampire

BraveMerida: I could turn you into one

ReginaMills: I'm going to step in before this gets out of hand

ReginaMills: Pan, go back to the Underworld