Rise of the Minor Characters

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Direct Message from DukeOfWeselton to ArchieHopper, AvaZimmer, BlueFairy, EvilGenieJafar, FairyNova, GrumpyLeroy, LittleMermaid, MaidenMarian, MarcoGepetto, MissJabberwocky, NicolasZimmer, PrinceEric, PrincePhillip, PrinceThomas, StableBoy, TheWhiteRabbit, WendyDarling

DukeOfWeselton: I have gathered all of us here today to discuss an important matter;

DukeOfWeselton: Being minor characters

DukeOfWeselton: WE DESERVE BETTER!!

MissJabberwocky: I AGREE

TheWhiteRabbit: Oh joy

TheWhiteRabbit: I'm leaving

[TheWhiteRabbit has left the conversation]

EvilGenieJafar: Good riddance

AvaZimmer: Have you ever considered that maybe we're all minor characters because we're not obsessed with Instagram?

FairyNova: The girl has a point

ArchieHopper: And some of us don't want to be pulled into the Charming-Mills-Hood-Gold-Jones-Swan family drama

ArchieHopper: Because we all know they need a lot of therapy

LittleMermaid: True, true

GrumpyLeroy: Especially now that Emma's the Dark One

PrinceEric: And Killian's apparently going to die

PrincePhillip: Wait really?

PrinceThomas: Yeah, the matter was discussed on Robin Hood's most recent post

PrincePhillip: Oh, I haven't read all of those comments yet, it was too long, and I thought it was going to be a bunch of mushy Outlaw Queen stuff

LittleMermaid: They had this big discussion about Greek mythology mostly lead by Belle and Henry and based off of the Percy Jackson books

PrincePhillip: Are those about the one kid who somehow managed to steal lightning?

DukeOfWeselton: WE'RE SUPPOSED TO BE PLOTTING REVENGE HERE

PrinceThomas: Why would we want revenge?

NicolasZimmer: How are two 13-year-olds supposed to help you get revenge?

AvaZimmer: ^^

MissJabberwocky: They're right!

EvilGenieJafar: You need a sorcerer!

DukeOfWeselton: Good idea

[DukeOfWeselton has added SorcererMerlin]

EvilGenieJafar: Not what I meant, but whatever

SorcererMerlin: The answer is no

DukeOfWeselton: I haven't even said anything yet!

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