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Emma's Ninth Post

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EmmaSwan: I found the perfect Taco Bell sauce packet for Zelena @ WickedWitchOfTheWest

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WickedWitchOfTheWest: I'M NOT GREEN ANYMORE
ReginaMills: Are you sure? None of us have been in the asylum in a while...
WickedWitchOfTheWest: i'M NOT GREEN
QueenOfHearts: yOU'RE GREEN?!!?!?!
QueenOfHearts: Jk, I knew that already
HenryMills: Hey why is there a girl who looks like Merida from Brave walking around, confused?
ReginaMills: It probably is Merida
EmmaSwan: *sigh* I'll go talk to her
WickedWitchOfTheWest: Merida? Hmmm...I like that name
QueenOfHearts: Why was that a necessary comment?
WickedWitchOfTheWest: I'm picking out baby names
HenryMills: WAIT
HenryMills: EVERYBODY STOP
HenryMills: Zelena, what did you just say?
WickedWitchOfTheWest: I'm picking out baby names...?
EmmaSwan: Henry, you're a genius!
EmmaSwan: Brb, I'm talking to Merida
HenryMills: Are you done yet, Mom? It's been fifteen minutes
EmmaSwan: I just got Merida a room at Granny's. Apparently she was abandoned on the side of the road and the king and queen of Scotland took her in...? She came to Storybrooke to find her real parents
HenryMills: ZELENA IT'S YOU
HenryMills: YOU'RE HER MOM!!!
WickedWitchOfTheWest: I would never let my child bE ABANDONED ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD *glares at Cora*
QueenOfHearts: ...Sorry?
EmmaSwan: Maybe you had no choice?
ReginaMills: Maybe Emma goes all Dark Swan and sends your unborn child through a time portal because you caused Neal's death
EmmaSwan: Or maybe Regina goes all Evil Queen because she's had enough of forgiving you
ReginaMills: Or maybe Gold goes all Dark One because you controlled him and caused his son's death
EmmaSwan: Or maybe you go all Wicked Witch and you're plan goes wrong
LilyPage: Or maybe Snow and Charming decide to become kidnappers again, so Neal doesn't turn dark
ReginaMills: Or maybe Merlin has something against you
EmmaSwan: Or Arthur
ReginaMills: Or Gueniviere
EmmaSwan: Or Morgana
ReginaMills: Or maybe Cora comes back from the dead and wreaks havoc on Storybrooke and we send Merida through the tine portal so she can warn us
EmmaSwan: Or maybe Pan comes back from the dead and tries to take Merida's heart, so you send her back in time to save her
ReginaMills: Or maybe Prince Hans finds a portal to Storybrooke and decides he wants to steal a child
EmmaSwan: Or the Duke of Weasel Town
DukeOfWeselton: IT'S WESLETON
ReginaMills: Or maybe Isaac decides he hates you
EmmaSwan: Or maybe that mad girl with the bus comes back
ReginaMills: Or maybe the Jabberwocky finds a portal to Storybrooe
EmmaSwan: Or Jafar
ReginaMills: Or maybe you wanted to give Merida what you thought was her best chance
EmmaSwan: Or maybe Marian comes back from the dead and us mad that you killed her, so she takes your baby from you
ReginaMills: Or maybe Jefferson goes mad
EmmaSwan: Or maybe Sidney Glass gets out of the mirror and thinks that Regina cares about her sister
ReginaMills: Or maybe I end up raising Merida and Sidney wants to get revenge on me by taking what he thinks is my child
EmmaSwan: Or maybe Lily can't control her magic and accidentally turns into a dragon and sends Merida through a time portal
ReginaMills: Or maybe you do something to make Maleficent mad, and she decides to get revenge on you
EmmaSwan: Or maybe Belle wants revenge on you for controlling Rumple and drving him literally insane
ReginaMills: I think that's a little too far off
EmmaSwan: ...You're right
LilyPage: Yeah, that's the ONLY one that's too far off
ReginaMills: Have you seen Belle's heart? She probably has the purest heart in all of Storybrooke
LilyPage: Why do I get the feeling that you HAVE seen Belle's heart...?
ReginaMills: Because I have
BelleFrench: Yeah, Rumple told me about you ripping my heart out
ReginaMills: You agreed to help me
BelleFrench: Why would I do that?
ReginaMills: When I told you to forget everything you forgot our entire conversation, didn't you?
BelleFrench: I'm assuming
ReginaMills: I only took your heart because Gold was threatening Robin, so I needed to threaten someone close to Gold
ReginaMills: Except I was really threatening you because I promised not to kill you
MrGold: I KNEW YOU WERE BLUFFING!!
ReginaMills: Yet you fell for my lie. Again
MrGold: ...
RobinOfLocksley: So you pretend threatened Belle so you could save me from Zelena?
ReginaMills: That about covers it
SnowWhite: Aren't they so cute💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕
ReginaMills: You use wayyyyy to many heart emojis
SnowWhite: But 💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕
ReginaMills: Stop
SnowWhite: ❤️💕💗💝💛💞💖💟💚💓💘💜💙❤️💕💗💝💛💞💖💟💚💓💘💜💙❤️💕💗💝💛💞💖💟💚💓💘💜💙❤️💕💗💝💛💞💖💟💚💓💘💜💙❤️💕💗💝💛💞💖💟💚💓💘💜💙
ReginaMills: I'm leaving
SnowWhite: 💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔
ReginaMills: 👋🏻👋🏻👋🏻👋🏻👋🏻👋🏻👋🏻👋🏻👋🏻👋🏻👋🏻👋🏻
SnowWhite: 😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢
ReginaMills: 😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎
SnowWhite: 😕😕😕😕😕😕😕😕😕😕😕😕😕😕
ReginaMills: 😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝
SnowWhite: 😒😒😒😒😒😒😒😒😒😒😒😒😒😒😒😒
ReginaMills: 😇😇😇😇😇😇😇😇😇😇😇😇😇😇😇😇
SnowWhite: 👿👿👿👿👿👿👿👿👿👿👿👿👿👿👿👿👿
SnowWhite: Wait
ReginaMills: We got that one backwards
SnowWhite: 😇😇😇😇😇😇😇😇😇😇😇😇😇😇😇😇
ReginaMills: 👿👿👿👿👿👿👿👿👿👿👿👿👿👿👿👿
EmmaSwan: You two need to stop
SnowWhite: 😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔
EmmaSwan: Mom. Stop.
SnowWhite: 🆗
EmmaSwan: Are you done yet?
SnowWhite: Yes
EmmaSwan: Good

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Author's note: I've heard rumors that Merida isn't Zelena and Robin's child, but I think Adam and Eddy are passing up a great opportunity with that, and I didn't confirm she was their child in this. I might add her and the Camelot crew in once season fuve starts, but I don't want to make them all really out of character, so it will probably be after the season five premiere when I start adding them in.