This is after Are You There.
Sorry if this offends anyone.
SISTER CHANTELLE
Stop!
Niall jumped up when he heard the voice.
Niall
Fuck me, Zayn! It's Diana Ross!
Mary rolled her eyes
SISTER CHANTELLE
Uh, sure enough, it ain't. But now I know I've got the right person.
Niall raised a brow.
Niall
What's that supposed to mean?
SISTER CHANTELLE
Listen up, Niall
I may be a virgin but I ain't new to the game
Don't be frontin' with Mary
His eyes widened.
Niall
Holy shit!
SISTER CHANTELLE
I'll pretend I didn't hear that.
KYRA & TANYA
Think it over.
He immediately started to recite a prayer.
Niall
Hail Mary full of grace
Mary held her hands out.
SISTER CHANTELLE
Stop, stop, stop!
Do you know how tired I am of that prayer?
What do you know about 2,000 years
And they still be saying the same prayer
KYRA & TANYA
Change is comin' - it's comin'!
SISTER CHANTELLE
I have a message for you, Niall
KYRA & TANYA
Listen closely
SISTER CHANTELLE
Now where'd I put it? All these pockets...
Oh yeah, here it is!
Mary pat down her dress before reaching in her bra.
KYRA & TANYA
Seek and ye shall find
SISTER CHANTELLE
"You shall know the truth and it shall..."
Who writes this stuff?
She rolled her eyes in disgust throwing the paper.
KYRA & TANYA
Too generic
SISTER CHANTELLE
Never mind, I'm just gonna wing it
TANYA
Mary loves her puns
SISTER CHANTELLE
Yes I do!
Now, I saw what you just did
KYRA & TANYA
Mary saw you
SISTER CHANTELLE
Seems the love that dare not speak its name done gone ahead and spoke
KYRA & TANYA
Now the secret's out
SISTER CHANTELLE
You tell one person - that's it - cat's out of the bag
KYRA & TANYA
Will he keep it?
SISTER CHANTELLE
There's a phone call that's now overdue to your mother, baby
Niall's eyes widen. Tell his mother he knows he wanted to tell her but he was still scared.
KYRA & TANYA
Time to call her up
Operator!
Mary and her angels began to dance like the supremes. Niall scratched his head no more eating pot brownies.
SISTER CHANTELLE
Get on mama's line
KYRA & TANYA
Operator!
SISTER CHANTELLE
Heaven knows it's time.
KYRA & TANYA
Operator!
SISTER CHANTELLE
Can you put him through?
ALL THREE
Someone's got a job to do
KYRA & TANYA
Operator!
SISTER CHANTELLE
Mama loves you, boy
KYRA & TANYA
Operator!
SISTER CHANTELLE
You're her pride and joy
