Random Thoughts of a Teenage Girl

Its 11:13. I think.

I'm a little confused. But I'll go with it.

I woke up this morning to two maid people's and apparently her name was Kelly
Because she ran out of the bathroom going "SHHHHHH" when someone called "Kelly!"
And I laughed
I laughed hard
Not really
I would've if I was actually awake
But I wasn't
.. I felt like she stood there watching me
She didn't though
It's otay
I'm making a lot of weird noises with my nose because allergies and I can't really breathe out of my nose right now- otay I'm good

I probably did something very stupid that could've killed me but worked anyway because I had a lucky moment.. I was pretty much hyperventilating through my nose
Sounds stupid
Looks stupid
I'm stupid
On a scale of 1 to stupid how stupid was that?
.. Exactly

- .. There's a light switch there?! HOLY FUCK I DUNN KNOW THAT UNTIL NOOOOW.

Someone help me lolololol I'm half asleep and going slightly insane because I sat up and slammed my head on the wood holding up the top bunk

Gary I could use your help right now
Just
Come
Here
And
Take
Me
To
The
Bathroom
So
I don't
Die
*holds out arms* and lemme be a koala while doing so

I just had a sudden urge to talk about pizza babies
Not that they're a thing or anything but.. I bet that they're sexy
Nope not delicious
Sexy

I SHOULD SING THIS CHAPTER TI THE BEAT OF THE DORA THEME
I am going insane

Power rangers is better

......... does anybody know what help is because I think I need some

I am stretching
I am yawning
I am rubbing my eye
I am doing typical things to wake yourself up
And it didn't work

The END.

Yawninnnnngggggggg otay I'm good