I think I had a bit too much fun with this one shot hahaha x) Hope you like it.
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SEPTEMBER 23rd, 2015
You have a new message from: BETH SCHRÖER
Beth: Hey Podolski, can I talk to you for a minute?
Lukas: Oh hey Bonjo, what's up?
Beth: That stupid nickname again... When will you let it go?
Lukas: You'll have to wait a decade or two I'm afraid.
Beth: Loser.
Lukas: Aaaanyway, did you need something? Because, ya know, my schedule isn't freeing itself anytime soon.
Beth: Crap I'm sorry, we can always talk later if you're busy
Lukas: Beth... I was kidding, apart from training and matches, even a Teletubbies has a better social life than I do
Beth: Aw, too much of a softie to mingle with the Turks aren't we? ;)
Lukas: Hey, corn flakes and TV are pretty good company too
Beth: And here I thought you were living the dream in Turkey hahaha... Shoulda stayed in Italy or England then, at least you had human interactions back there.
Lukas: Hey I'm not as antisocial as you think. It just so happens that I'm having a quiet evening at home because most of my teammates have plans for tonight.
Beth: Alright, alright, I was just teasing. Anyway, back to the main subject
Lukas: Was there a subject in the first place?
Beth: Well you didn't think I'd be chatting you up just to entertain your lonely evenings now did you? ;)
Lukas: No of course not, I mean you never text me unless you want something and apparently that doesn't change whether I'm in Italy, England or Turkey so...
Beth: Well excuse me if I live in Germany while you change countries every 6 months.
Lukas: Blablabla crap excuse, you know I'm right.
Beth: Why are you making me sound like a gold digger? xD
Lukas: You said it not me ;)
Beth: Okay you little jerk, enough with the sass. I need your help with Aleksy's birthday gift. I have no idea what to get him.
Lukas: And you thought I could give you ideas?
Beth: Aren't you his brother?
Lukas: I mean we have the same parents, or at least it says so on our birth certificates, not sure if it's reliable source though.
Beth: Oh my gooood shut up, it was a rhetorical question you little bitch. HELP ME, I'M BEGGING.
Lukas: Why don't you ask Hedy, she's his girlfriend last time I checked, and your best friend as well.
Beth: I did ask her but she was already having trouble choosing something herself. Come on Lukas you're my last resort!
Lukas: Alright alright, just get him a stripper, he'll love it.
Beth: I'm gonna pretend you did not just say that.
Lukas: Why not? You can never go wrong with a stripper.
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