HeartofHearts has started a private chat with HuntsmanSheriff, KingofNeverland, LostBoy, TheRealBae, CruellaDarling, and QueenIngrid
HeartofHearts-Welcome back, loyal subjects. Are you all enjoying the dead?
TheRealBae-Loyal subjects?
HuntsmanSheriff-Why would you ask if we were enjoying the dead?
HeartofHearts-I care about you all
KingofNeverland-Yah, the same amount I care about you. Negative 1 million
CruellaDarling-Why so harsh, darling?
KingofNeverland-I had a hard life. And now afterlife it seems
CruellaDarling-Care to talk about it?
KingofNeverland-I don't need a therapist if that's what you're implying. Who are you anyway?
CruellaDarling-I am the one and only Cruella de Ville. The baddest villain in town, darling. Who might you be?
KingofNeverland-Oh, did I forget to introduce myself? I'm the one and only Peter. Peter Pan. The baddest villain in the world, actually
CruellaDarling-Keep believing that, Pan. I'm the worst around. I killed just for the fun of it. I'm sure you couldn't say the same?
HeartofHearts-Alright, alright take it easy I didn't call us all together to argue. I have something else in mind
LostBoy-What, coming back from the dead? Because I don't think that's gonna happen
QueenIngrid-And I'm no longer a villain if you're planning something evil
TheRealBae-And I never was a villain
HeartofHearts-I included you two because I wanted us all to unite again. Dead Storybrooke citizens uniting!
TheRealBae-Sure thing, Cora...
HeartofHearts-I understand if you don't like or trust me. I've done some terrible things in my time
TheRealBae-Ha! Some
HeartofHearts-Fine, many
HuntsmanSheriff-So, why are you calling us all together again?
HeartofHearts-I want to get to know you all! It's very lonely here if you haven't noticed yet, and I would like to be around you :)
KingofNeverland-The terrifying Cora wanting to be friendly with everyone. What caused this drastic personality change?
HeartofHearts-I got my heart back. That's what happened
KingofNeverland-Ugh. Love
LostBoy-Ugh. Hearts
KingofNeverland-I crushed your heart because I cared, Felix!
LostBoy-I don't want to hear it! You killed your only friend, the only one loyal to you on a curse that didn't even work. I can't believe you, Peter😠
KingofNeverland-Well it doesn't matter now, does it? You're dead! I'm dead!
TheRealBae-I hate to be rude but can you two just shut up?
CruellaDarling-Yes it's quite annoying
KingofNeverland-Well I don't live to make sure you're happy, do I?
CruellaDarling-I'm pretty positive you just accepted the fact that you were dead, elf
KingofNeverland-Elf??
TheRealBae-Can we all just rest in peace here?!
QueenIngrid-Hah. Death puns
TheRealBae-Oh my god
HuntsmanSheriff-So, who wants to hack into the livings' texting accounts?
CruellaDarling-Ooh, sounds fun!!
TheRealBae-First Cora turns good and now Graham goes all evil-like. What next?
HuntsmanSheriff-It's not really evil. Just sneaky. And a nice surprise for Emma. I would like to talk to her again
TheRealBae-Hold on. You know Emma? How?
HuntsmanSheriff-We...used to be a couple in Storybrooke. Not really official but it would have been if Regina hadn't crushed my heart right after I kissed her.
TheRealBae-You kissed her?!! She was my girlfriend!
HuntsmanSheriff-What? I'm sorry I don't know
KingofNeverland-Oooh, grandson's getting jealous...😂😏
TheRealBae-Can you ever keep your mouth shut?
KingofNeverland-I'm sorry I don't understand the question
TheRealBae-I'm so done with you dead people
KingofNeverland-You're so done with yourself?
TheRealBae has left the chat
KingofNeverland-Peter Pan never fails
HeartofHearts-Now even I'm getting sick of you
KingofNeverland-Sorry, Cora but you're going to have to deal with me...for the rest of eternity...😏
HeartofHearts-Kill me now
KingofNeverland-I think we already established the fact that we were all already dead
HeartofHearts has left the chat
KingofNeverland-It's a wonderful life
QueenIngrid-How forgetful are you? We've been saying we were dead for the past 5 minutes! And I recall you saying you had a hard life
KingofNeverland-...It's just an expression!😥
KingofNeverland has left the chat
QueenIngrid-Oh, death is fun👌
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