OUAT Texts

Problems

EmmaSavior-Henry, why is your report card on the ceiling?

MagicBeliever-Well you said to bring my grades up so...

DashingHook-Aha, smart lad!

EmmaSavior-Well, I meant, not literally! Like...you know what I meant!

YourMajesty-I should be disappointed but actually I'm quite impressed

EmmaSavior-Don't encourage him!

MagicBeliever-Yeah don't encourage me

DashingHook-Wait, but it's July. You're out of school

MagicBeliever-I'm getting a head start for next year

DashingHook-OOOHHHHHH

BookLove-Um, guys. There's a problem at the library

DashingHook-What is it?

BookLove-A flying squirrel got into the library

YourMajesty-How the hell did a flying squirrel get into the library?

BookLove-I don't know! But I don't know how to get it out

DashingHook-Captain Killian Jones is coming to the rescue!! Be right there!

EmmaSavior-Help us

SpinningGold-I can just use my magic to poof it out you know. Belle, I'll be there in a second

BookLove-I'm fine. Besides, I want to have the satisfaction of releasing it back into the wild myself

SpinningGold-Alright. But I'm still coming

MagicBeliever-What if it has rabies?

EmmaSavior-It might not

MagicBeliever-But it might

EmmaSavior-Yeah but it might not

YourMajesty-Yeah but we'll definitely find out when it bites someone and they go crazy

EmmaSavior-When we find out?

YourMajesty-Well...

DashingHook-Wait what's a flying squirrel?

EmmaSavior-A squirrel that has these flaps of skin that kind of makes it look like it has wings and it glides

DashingHook-So it doesn't actually have wings or fly? That's disappointing

EmmaSavior-I can't believe you didn't know what a flying squirrel was

YourMajesty-At least he knew what a squirrel was

DashingHook-Hey!

YourMajesty-What? You're on your boat all the time. You rarely see land so if makes sense for you not to  have been in the presence of a land animal

DashingHook-Excuse me?! I admit I'm on the sea a lot but it doesn't mean I've never touched land! You've seen me on the land in the Enchanted Forest!

EmmaSavior-Ok guys cut it out

DashingHook-She started it

YourMajesty-Oh, stop acting like a four year old

DashingHook-You're the four year old!

EmmaSavior-Guys!

DashingHook-I'm sorry, sorry

BookLove-And the flying squirrel is back in the wild

DashingHook-The balance of nature has been restored!

EmmaSavior-What?😂

DashingHook-What?

MagicBeliever-So I took my report card down from the ceiling but I taped it and the ceiling paint got pulled off

EmmaSavior-Ok I guess I gotta paint a ceiling now

DashingHook-I'll help!

YourMajesty-Or I could use magic to fix it

EmmaSavior-Fine Regina come on down to the apartment

YourMajesty-On my way

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DashingHook-I'm coming too!

EmmaSavior-What will you do?

DashingHook-I don't know. I just have nothing to do

EmmaSavior-Alright, come on

DashingHook-YAY!

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BookLove-So...anyone going to come down to the library now?

MagicBeliever has left the chat

BookLove-I knew it

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