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November

DashingHook has started an open chat

DashingHook-Happy November!

YourMajesty-Sorry to disappoint but you're four days late

DashingHook-Yeah I know :(

YourMajesty-So why didn't you say this four days ago?

DashingHook-Um, I've been eating candy everyday and I got really hyper and forgot...

YourMajesty-This pirate😕😒

DashingHook-I'm sorry! Candy is just so good! And there was so much! Wanna know my favorite??😄

YourMajesty-No

DashingHook-M&Ms! You want to know why?😄

YourMajesty-No

DashingHook-Because I was holding a bunch in my hands and they all started melting, so when I was done eating them the colors were all over my hands and pumpkin costume and I looked like a rainbow!

YourMajesty-Of course. Because all tough and guyliner wearing pirates want to look like rainbows

DashingHook-We do! And do you want to know what my second favorite candy is?

YourMajesty-Ok, is anyone else around? I can't stand talking to him about this candy obsession

EmmaSavior-Yup

SpinningGold-What?

CharmingPrince-Hi

RedHatSmee-I am!

YourMajesty-And none of you have insane candy obsessions?

EmmaSavior-Um no

CharmingPrince-.....

SpinningGold-Well...

RedHatSmee-But Captain. I thought you weren't going to tell anyone you used to sail around to find people who had glitter and anything rainbow then take it back on the ship, lock yourself in your quarters, and then roll around in it. I could hear your laughs from above deck!

DashingHook-😳😳 Smee!

YourMajesty-You what?!

EmmaSavior-Oh my god

SpinningGold-😂😂😂 Well this changes everything!

CharmingPrince-See, Neal is so much more mature than this

TheRealBae-Exactly!

DashingHook-Well this was years ago!

RedHatSmee-The last time you did it was last month

DashingHook-You're not helping

EmmaSavior-It's ok Hook I love you just the way you are😊😘

DashingHook-😘😘

TheRealBae-😞

EmmaSavior-Aw, come on Neal I love you too but... it's just the whole dead situation. And I've moved on

TheRealBae-As long as you're happy

CharmingPrince-At least he's not a stuck up pirate