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Puns and Jokes

BookLove has started an open chat

BookLove-Anyone have any puns or jokes? I feel like hearing some😝

EmmaSavior-Puns?

BookLove-Yeah!

EmmaSavior-I'm horrible at these things

BookLove-Come on, I'm sure you're fine

EmmaSavior-No I'm not

DashingHook-Yeah, Swan let's hear some jokes from you!

EmmaSavior-That's ok, I'm good

DashingHook-You're gonna have to sometime

EmmaSavior-No I won't

DashingHook-We'll see

EmmaSavior-Oooookay

CharmingPrince-Ooh, I've got one! I've been wanting to say it for a long time!

DashingHook-What is it? Tell us!

EmmaSavior-Yes, it's gonna be so much better than mine

CharmingPrince-What kind of ships do pirates have trouble with? Relationships!

EmmaSavior-You didn't even give me time to guess!

DashingHook-Why do you always have to pick on me? That's so mean!

CharmingPrince-I don't know. It's fun

DashingHook-😑

FairestSnow-I couldn't work out how to fasten my seatbelt. Then it clicked.

BookLove-Haha good one!

YourMajesty-What does a nosy pepper do? Get jalapeño business

EmmaSavior-Come on guys let me guess! Stop saying the answers😤

SpinningGold-I know these are cheesy, but they make me feel grate.

DashingHook-You mean great

SpinningGold-No I meant grate

DashingHook-But it's spelled wrong

SpinningGold-No, it's a cheese grater

DashingHook-I'm confused. What's that?

SpinningGold-It grates cheese

DashingHook-What does that mean?

EmmaSavior-You rub a slab of cheese against a sharp metal rectangle with holes and the shredded pieces fall through.

DashingHook-I would just eat the whole slab of cheese why do that to it? No one's gonna want to eat a small piece

SpinningGold-*Aggressive face palm* You realize that was my pun? Cheesy and grate. And the smaller pieces are used for other things no one just grated cheese just to eat smaller pieces of it! Are you that much of an imbecile?