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Chocolate and Candy

HoodThief has started an open chat

HoodThief-GUYS IM EATING A CHOCOLATE BAR IT IS SO GOOD TRY IT

EmmaSavior-What do you mean? What chocolate? Haven't you had chocolate before? Where are you?

YourMajesty-Ooh I love chocolate too. Can I have some?

HoodThief-I'm at Granny's. And of course Regina you can have some. I'll bring some home for you

EmmaSavior-Granny's sells chocolate?

Granny1-Yes I do! You just never asked

EmmaSavior-I never saw it on the menu

Granny1-It's been on the menu

YourMajesty-I never saw it on the menu either

Granny1-Well I'm sorry you have poor eyesight. Unlike my granddaughter Ruby who has the best sight and hearing!

RedWolf-Granny stop bragging about me! My eyesight isn't that great anyway

Granny1-Don't you say that, you have perfect eyesight my Wolfie poo!

RedWolf-Granny! You're only supposed to call me that in private!

EmmaSavior-That wasn't awkward

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DashingHook-I just joined Robin and OMG IS THIS CHOCOLATE AMAZING

YourMajesty-Why are you so obsessed with chocolate?

DashingHook-Because it's delicious and I never had it in the Enchanted Forest. I only discovered it at Halloween

YourMajesty-Alrighty then

MagicBeliever-AND THERES OTHER CANDY NOT JUST CHOCOLATE

YourMajesty-Oh no, Henry don't you dare join them! I do not want you around them right now they're bad influences!

DashingHook-Let the lad stay it's only some candy!

YourMajesty-Only some candy? Do you not remember passing out in your pumpkin costume on Halloween night after eating 15 pixie sticks, countless handfuls of M&Ms and 3 whole chocolate bars?

DashingHook-I'm a hungry boy

YourMajesty-Not that hungry! And you're certainly eating the wrong foods!

DashingHook-You care about my health?

YourMajesty-What? It's wrong that I don't want you to kill yourself from sugar? I think we can all agree it wouldn't be a happy day if the fearsome Captain Hook killed himself by an overdose of chocolate.

DashingHook-True

MagicBeliever-Trying...to...resist...

YourMajesty-Don't give in to the chocolate, Henry! Don't let it take over!

EmmaSavior-Ok, this is weird, but yeah, seriously Henry, leave the junk food alone