OUAT Texts

Insults

MagicBeliever has started an open chat

MagicBeliever-Guess what we're learning in school?

DashingHook-Do I want to know?

MagicBeliever-Yeah

DashingHook-Ok, what?

MagicBeliever-Shakespeare

DashingHook-Shaky pear who?

MagicBeliever-Shakespeare. You know, Romeo and Juliet

DashingHook-I don't know a Romeo. Though I do recall a lass named Juliet who I met in a bar once...

EmmaSavior-Ok, Hook.

EmmaSavior-What's so great about Shakespeare that you want us to know about? You know Hook grew up in another land. I don't expect him to know who Shakespeare is

MagicBeliever-Shakespeare's only a part of it. We learned how to insult people in Shakespearian language! I'll send you the picture.

*MagicBeliever has sent an image*

MagicBeliever-Just follow the instructions! It's hilarious!😂

DashingHook-This is my kind of thing

SpinningGold-This could come in handy

EmmaSavior-I can smell the insults in the air

YourMajesty-Excuse me I'm the sassiest one of all. This Shakespeare guy is nothing

WickedGreen-Ooh, fun!

CharmingPrince-I don't think this is a good idea. But I can already tell I'll be amused

DashingHook-Alright here we go!

EmmaSavior-Oh no

DashingHook-Thou saucy
tickle-brained hedge-pig!

FairestSnow-This is gonna be a long night

KingofNeverland-I hear sass!!

SpinningGold-No, not you

KingofNeverland-Yes, moi. And I'm here to play!

CruellaDarling-I'll join darlings

SeaWitch-And me

DragonQueen-Don't forget me

EmmaSavior-Honestly, I'm afraid

YourMajesty-Thou loggerheaded pottle-deep malt-worm!

EmmaSavior-And it begins

KingofNeverland-Hey there puking half-faced pigeon egg!

SpinningGold-Get out of my face puny milk livered foot licker