[Sparkling_Vampire has entered the chatroom]
[10DoctorWho has entered the chatroom]
Sparkling_Vampire: Dude, you have nothing on me.
10DoctorWho: Oh really? Hit me with your best shot.
Sparkling_Vampire: I'm 108 years old. I have millions of adoring fangirls,
Sparkling_Vampire: And my hair is fabulous.
10DoctorWho: hahahahahaha
Sparkling_Vampire: Alright. Let's see YOU do better.
10DoctorWho: I'm 903. My fangirls are actually intelligent.
10DoctorWho: And, for the sake of your dignity, I won't get started on my hair.
[PrinceOfMirkwood has entered the chatroom]
PrinceOfMirkwood: 903? That's almost impressive.
[PrinceOfMirkwood has uploaded a picture to the chatroom]
PrinceOfMirkwood: Your hair has nothing on mine, and I am thousands of years old.
Sparkling_Vampire: Yeah but can you sparkle.
PrinceOfMIrkwood: I can shoot you in the butt from a mile away.
10DoctorWho: Oh snap.
[PeredhilLord has entered the chatroom]
[PeredhilLord has uploaded a picture to the chatroom]
PeredhilLord: Children, please don't argue.
PrinceOfMirkwood: O.O Of course, Lord Elrond.
10DoctorWho: Your hair isn't so fabulous. Look at that hairline.
PeredhilLord: I am over 6,000 years of age.
[Sparkling_Vampire has left the chatroom]
[10DoctorWho has left the chatroom]
PrinceOfMirkwood: Will you be coming to Mirkwood for the Feast of Starlight, my Lord?
PeredhilLord: Yes. The twins and Arwen, too.
PrinceOfMirkwood: May we drink to your victory then?
PeredhilLord: Our victory. You came in second place.
PrinceOfMirkwood: See you then, my Lord. Namaarie!
PeredhilLord: See you then, Legolas. Namaarie.
[PrinceOfMirkwood has left the chatroom]
[PeredhilLord has left the chatroom]
~Thank You
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Legolas One-Shots
FanfictionShort stories about Legolas that were inspired by pictures or other things when I was browsing the Web. I'll always tell/show you the picture/video/story link somewhere on the page, otherwise I feel like I'm stealing people's stuff. Hope you guys en...
